spinning jenny

Spinning Jenny was derived from the cotton gen which was made by a black man in the industrial revolution. This new usage for Spinnig Jenny refers to making money.

Man 1: Homie you stackin major scrilla.
Man 2: That's 'cause I stay on the grind and I stay spinning jenny.

by B.K. Vaughan June 11, 2006

Swanning

Underwear and tight clothing can restrict and bend the male reporoductive organ during arousal, creating the shape of a swan's neck.

"This beer is so good mate, I'm bloody swanning!"

by LuckNPike September 17, 2015

Swinging Dick Of Doom

A very well educated man, with a razor sharp witt, women fall instantly for him, a real ladies man.

In a fight he is the meanest SOB you would ever want to tangle with. Usually he will suffocate his foe with in thier own asses.

a woman tells her "Oh my god i just met the Swingingdickofdoom!"
the friend replies "Are you kidding me? he is REALLY the most interest man in the world, did you fuck him?"
she replies "i couldnt help myself, he is The Swinging Dick of Doom"

by Swinging Dick Of Doom May 10, 2011

Big dick swinging

When someone brags about something that isn't worth bragging about

Guy 1: Yo. I just got a new Xbox controller and it's custom.
Guy 2: Big dick swinging.

by 69420yoloswagen69 May 8, 2018

Spinning shit

The act of shiting on a ceiling fan and leaving it there for some unlucky victim to turn it on

The hotel maisd pissed me off so I gave her a spinning shit

by Sparkmaster1123 March 19, 2014

Skinning the giraffe

Taking your hand, and tightly grasping your Chode a bit too hard while moving it up and down.

"Wally, have you been skinning the giraffe today?"

by crazyy hoeee monger January 3, 2008

Swinging Voter

1. Lazy and apathetic, every four years the fate of a nation hangs in their hands. A voter with no strong political affiliation, usually due to ignorance or a worldview dominated by an all pervading awareness of their own self-interest.

2. Typically, such individuals will make an excellent argument against democracy. Their grasp of political issues will quickly convince you.

Rory: "I'm a swinging voter I suppose...but, Oh No! I forgot to register to vote!"
Everyone else: *Loud Cheering*

by Cromwell20 June 11, 2009