skimming

A way that Pat takes money from the cashiers till and costs the club revenue. Usually means going through a bottle every thirty minutes, taking one out of every 8 drafts, and one out of every thirty shots. Roughly costs about $150 a night. Also known as a great way to consider it severance pay and to take the train.

Why did you fire the bartender pat? He was skimming.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

shimming

using your fingers to make a woman feel tighter

Ya, she is loose as hell, so I've just been shimming it.

by meatplate May 1, 2011

swimmingly swell

things that are going really too easy and exceptionally well

the job i got is swimmingly swell

by artc March 4, 2009

swiming

Swiming, /schwī'mɪ̈ng/,(goblin): a ritual water sport engaged in by the goblin race approximately 30,000 years ago during the Mattonian age. Every winter, participants were pitted against one another in a contest of bravery. archaeologists can only speculate from ancient translations of stone tablets that the maturity rite began with an affirmation of fertility, known as the "clasping of hands". after the clasping of hands the goblins seek out a wet dark environment, like an aquatic cave, under a bridge or waterfall. the rest of the ritual is shrouded in esoteric knowledge and secrecy. it appears a main element of the mythology centered around grunt beetle larvae. grunt beetles lie hibernating in logs during the winter, and so their aphrodisiac secretions remain acutely potent in their glands. unfortunately not much is known about the actual competition except that it appears the grunt beetle larvae were massaged into the gonads of one's rival. it's unclear how victory was declared and defeat was recognized, but everyone leaves the cave a winner

After the last time we went swiming, we all agreed to never mention it again

by Dr. Theocratus Humboldton January 23, 2013

simming community

A group of people across social media who talk about the sims, play sims, make videos, and tweet about the sims. They all are a tight knit community and will ban, block, and report you if you hate on any one of them. It is quite fun.

I am a part of the simming community.

by SimmerAndSpice December 22, 2014

Seimming

The process of attaching two pieces of cloth together with ejaculation fluid.

Me: *making a jacket for my jacket potato*
Roommate: dude wtf, get some pants on, I was gonna eat that potato!
Me: too late now, I'm seimming a jacket for him.

by Juicy D. Devon March 31, 2020

Skimming

The action of making a lady orgasm whilst using the vibration of an electric trimmer to shorten her pubes. Someone can make you skim or you can make yourself skim.

Claire have herself an amazing orgasm by skimming

by Gorma October 30, 2021