Muffin Stump

The bottom portion of the muffin. Often left as refuse due to its lack of taste.

Gurl, who left all these muffin stumps everywhere? Where are all the tops of these muffins?

by Manny November 25, 2003

Tree stump

a tiny cock

lisa: i was with that guy last night.
Leanne: oh yeah, what happened?
Lisa: not much he had a tree stump!

by chris909 February 19, 2009

Vanessa Stump

Someone who is so obsessed with Patrick Stump that she claims to be married to the singer.

Me:Hey Vanessa, whats your last name?
Vanessa: Stump, as in Patrick Stumps wife
Me: Not even in your wet dreams

That girl is such a Vanessa Stump!

by Emily Addictive November 1, 2008

Trump Stump

The only thing left of the EPA after the Trump regime.

"Be gentle to not trip over that Trump Stump -- that's all that's left of the woods."

by KrisXA January 25, 2018

patrick stump

Original name was Patrick Stumph but took off the "h" so that people can pronounce it properly.

He is the lead singer of the alternative rock band Fall Out Boy and plays Gibson GS Specials. He came from a musical family in Glenview, Illinois. Stump is in charge of writing the music for the band.

He is a good singer, not the best, not the worst. Yes, most people can barely decipher what he's saying but the band is still pretty good. What I cant stand about this band is the fact that the only reason Pete Wentz is the frontman instead of him is because Wentz is more attractive NOT because Stump is shy.

Patrick Stump has sideburns that really scare me.

by <totallyblank> February 15, 2007

patrick stump

The lead singer from the band Fall Out Boy. For most he's not hot in a "man i wanna fuck him" way. he's just unexplainably adorable and cute. Pete Wentz is pretty hot too but he is not as talented as Patrick. Hes just good for staring at and having sexual fantasies.

Patrick: Sugar, you are too hott for words.
Pete: I know dude...so are you.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Pete: Sure.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.

Patrick Stump is gay and that makes him cute!

by HormonesAreRaging March 3, 2007

muddy stump

verb : to put your buttcheeks on a persons face with their nose in your buttcrack and fart on the tip of their nose while they are asleep or passed out.

noun : a fart placed on the tip of someone's nose while they are asleep or passed out

Jon's fast asleep...I'm going to muddy stump him.
I gave Jon a muddy stump.

by davekriz January 19, 2008