patrick stump fan

Patrick stump fan: is always socially awkward when it comes to every thing, is confused when people say Pete Wentz is their celebrity heartthrob when patrickbis clearly a little marshmallow to them. They love the album soul punk and knows exactly what Patrick is saying in sugar we're going down and this ain't a scene it's an arms race
Patrick stump fan: I love Patrick stump so much he's my little marshmallow

Pete wentz fan: isn't he the bassist for fall out boy?

Patrick stump fan: *head turns slowly* Excuse me?! Pete wentz is the bassist, Patrick stump is the lead singer and if you think he's not a tiny marshmallow of cuteness you're dead to me

Pete wentz fan: *slowly backs away*
by SAVE ROCK AND ROLL December 26, 2016
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Saucy Fuck Stump

After ejaculation, the penis becomes flaccid while still wearing a thick coat of semen. The once tree-like penis is now merely a stump, covered in nothing but sauce-like sexually emitted fluids.
Get me a fucking towel so I can clean this Saucy Fuck Stump up!
by micah November 21, 2003
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pull up stumps

The end of play; finishing up a session; stopping what you are doing
"Righto lads, I'm gonna pull up stumps, I've had enough for today"
"You guys look like you had a big one last night, what time did you pull up stumps?"
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can't stump the trump

Trump "berning" lots of cruz, hillary, and bernie fans in an MLG fashion.
You can't stump the trump!
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stump sister

Women, usually with otherwise presentable figures, who have unusually large calves, usually grotesquely so.
She would be fairly good looking if she wasn't such a stump sister!
by jsaak1 July 24, 2006
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Stump Lumpies

Tyler knows the best cures for the Stump Lumpies
by Sammy H. January 08, 2009
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stump fucked

i just had to liberacii syle stump fucked her
by superfly269u2 February 11, 2009
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