Stank Spank

To fart on ones hand and then proceed to masturbate vigorously.

Jimmys girlfriend performed oral sex on him one Sunday night. His wang tasted like a steamy turd so she said "What the fuck jimmmy your dick tastes like shit" in which he replied "I know hunny I'm a sick fuck, today I was Stank Spanking it like it was my hobby"

by 31AJF31 May 4, 2009

Stank of America

A financial institution which purports itself to be a giant in the banking industry that still has the time to help the little guy achieve his American dream, when in reality they are just another corporate sloth sucking the life out of every human who dares enter it's lair.

Future victim: Hey I'm getting a great deal on my home loan from Stank of America!

Past victim: ah uh eh oh uh ah

Future victim: What's up dude, you act like you've had the life sucked out of you.

by yowaldo August 25, 2010

stank-ass feet

Feet so foul they cause everyone around you to have a transient stroke at a whiff. If left untreated, has the capacity to instill madness, violence, and depression in those who have the displeasure of filling their nostrils with the odors of Satan.

"Ay I heard that 22 year old girl got some stank-ass feet yo"

"Damn yo that girl needs some febreze or some shit for her stank-ass feet"
"Pooja provides some phenomenal therapy, but why she gotta put those stank-ass feet in my face as I pour out my heart? This is some unprofessional shit right here, fam."

by Raisin-Bran May 31, 2016

stank ass

Stank: The quality of being whorish and/or trashy or the appearance of bearing said quality.

Ass: Term for donkey, the butt, or individual who is mean for no reason.

Put it together and you get someone from Shittsburgh.

Shittsburgh (Pittsburgh) is a stank ass city that spends millions of federal tax dollars on internet advertisements so everyone thinks it is a nice place, when anyone from the outside knows it is not.

by Only*The*Truth April 9, 2013

stank weasel

A stank weasel is a low bellied cowardice person. Often time a stank weasel exhibits rat fink type behavior.

Man that dude is such a stank weasel, he totally moved in on my best mates girl while he was outta commission with the flu

by Charlie T. Brown February 10, 2009

stank monkey

An old, dirty, oftentimes poor black man who reeks of piss, alcohol, dookie, and/or weed. Usually seen accompanied by a bottle wrapped in a brown paper sack. Also called "stunk monkey."

First White Guy: *sniff* Ew! What's that smell?
Second White Guy: It's that goddamned stank monkey over there!
First White Guy: He smells like dog shit!
Stank Monkey: Shut the hell up you dumb crackers!

by The Protagonist August 22, 2005

stank face

The face one makes when popping and taking it to the next level by letting the nasty out.

Damn, did you see G sautéing that broccoli in olive oil and garlic, with his stank face on?

by GPto-theP March 24, 2009