squeeze the sponge

To go take an unnecessry piss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. Usually on road trips or before long movies.

Since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.

by MaHaBone January 29, 2004

Spoof sponge

A promiscuos person. Loose in the bedroom.

"She is the biggest spoof sponge"

by sparkneon October 07, 2005

Sponge-Up

Sponge-Up is a term that is used when someone is looking fresh or snazzy. it can also mean that someone is about to fight because they could think someone is soft like a sponge. It could also mean that someone flat like a pressed down sponge.

“Bruh ur lookin sponged up!!!”

“damn did u see that ass, woooooh doggy whatta sponge!”

“bruh nØah is a whole sponge like let me catch him in the alley i’ll wreck his shit up ong! PERIOD”

“her tits look deflated af like damn bitch is sponged up”

Sponge Up is a instigating type of word in most situations.

Sponge-Up is a term that is used when someone is looking fresh or snazzy. it can also mean that someone is about to fight because they could think someone is soft like a sponge. It could also mean that someone flat like a pressed down sponge.

by bitch15Stoopid May 04, 2019

grease sponge

Self explanatory nickname for McDonald's rectangular breakfast hashbrown-like substance.

Synthetic egg, pseudo-cheese and Canadian Bacan't on almost bread isn't quite the same without a side of grease sponge.

by Fred Sampson February 17, 2022

The Sponge Lord

The best YouTuber ever , beware poodiepie , our Lord is coming for ur big pp 😳

Person 1 :"Hey have you heard of the best YouTuber ever(the sponge lord)
Person 2 : " yeah , PewDiePie right?"
Person 1 : " here I go killing again "

by Daddy_sponge February 15, 2021

Sponge and Gunge

The process of jacking off while showering

Dude 1: why did you take ages in the shower bro?
Dude: I was having a phatt sponge and gunge

by Lil Nish June 26, 2018

Sponge hole

A sponge hole is a shit home-made flesh light made from a rubber glove a sponge and a plastic cup

Person1:Man Elijah s sponge hole is fucking awesome!
Person2:you fucking used his?
Person1: yeah
Person2:what the fuck

by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019