shitfuck

A series of unfortunate events both seen and unforseen that cause a drastic change in one's life

When i look back at my lifr i think "what the Shitfuck happened "

by urpizzaboy June 8, 2016

shitflixing

Enjoying multimedia platforms from the comfort of the John, primarily Netflix.

Yesterday I found myself shitflixing the entirety of Bates Motel, and man was it worth it.

by ryannoyance April 5, 2017

Shitfaced

A homosexual act in which one man uses his tongue to pleasure another man rectally after soiling himself. Resulting in a feces covered face.

I am about to go out and get fucking shitfaced.

If I can meet a nice guy at the gay bar.

by Chuzzwuzzler October 19, 2011

shitfisting

Repeatedly inserting your fist into one's anus while the victim is shitting.

So I walked into the classroom and found a crowd of retards shitfisting eachother laying fecal matter all over the walls.

by funiek March 1, 2014

shitface

someone who is really ugly!!

Bob: your a shitface
Jim: no im not!

by shitface123 September 27, 2009

shitfucker

one who fucks shit in the ass alot

you shitfucker! why do u fuck shit?

by jim February 11, 2005

Shitfire

A name given to the Windsor Spitfires hockey team when they are playing like shit (which is most of the time).

"Do you want to watch the Shitfire game?"

by Adam- March 2, 2007