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ashlee simpson

The epitome of dumb, shallow, and contrived MTV crap.
-Caught lip-synching on SNL
-Got a record deal purely because of her sister
-Has no talent whatsoever. All the synthesizers in the world can't make her screechy, godawful voice sound good.
-Dyed her hair black to try to distinguish herself from her sister, not even remotely attractive to begin with
-Dreadful MTV reality show
-Has some sort of contrived emo/punk thing going on in the background of her videos, about as hardcore or punk as Avril Lavigne
-Songs are written for her, probably with the help of focus groups, complete with bubble gum teen angst lyrics
The sad part is that there are people who actually CAN sing and write good lyrics who will never have the kind of opportunity that has been wasted on her worthless, talentless ass.
by cmdrmonkey February 20, 2005
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ashlee simpson

To lip sync; or to dance in a retarded manner as the wrong vocals one was to lip sync to play in the background.
Audience Member #1- "What the hell is she doing?! We all know she's not singing..."
Audience Member #2- "She's being an Ashlee Simpson...just go with it."
by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006
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ashley simpson

Something I am amazed to see blank on Urban Dictionary.

Oh yeah, she sucks.
I find it almost offensive that Ashley Simpson has no definitions on Urban Dictionary.
by chief alastor June 11, 2006
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Homer Simpson rule

A more popular but rather obscure variation of the 5 second rule. (Lots of people do it, but no one talks about it.)

After the food makes contact with the floor or any other undesirable surfaces, pick it up, hold it in your hands and recite the words "it's still good, it's still good" desperately. Making the food instantly eatable again.

Variations may include: Blowing on it, wiping it, or just looking around real quick before devouring it.
Homer Simpson rule
Tom hadn't eaten in four days. When he finally got home, he made himself a sandwich while eating extra ingredients and telling himself "fuck maybe i should have made another sandwich with them instead of doing that".

Tom then goes to eat his finished product but elas drops it on the floor. Picking it up, devastated, and on the verge of tears, he cries out "it's still good....it's still good"

And then he eats it.

God i suck at writing. Sorry.
by Sam39483833490875405 March 16, 2010
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pimpin like the hair on marge simpson

way past big pimpin', the highest level of pimpin you can attain.
"those are some fuckin comb rims you got on that ride"
"hell yeah, gold 22s you know how i roll. these things are pimpin like the hair on marge simpson"
by michael achuta January 9, 2008
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Sideways Homer Simpson

really fat pussy lips that look like Homer Simpson's mouth turned sideways
The porn I'm watching right now has a bitch with a Sideways Homer Simpson, its so fat!
by davidbrookstone November 2, 2006
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Ashlee Simpson

Younger sister to Jessica Simpson, proud mama to what I assume is a music career and a movie appropriately titled "Wannabe." Let's not forget the infamous SNL incident, and judging from the amount of press it's getting... I think I can safely say her star status is going down the crapper. Please, God, make it so!
"That Ash Simpson is the human equivilant to shit"

"You're just like Ashlee, you emo poser!"
by The Queen Of Chodes January 2, 2005
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