Sideways Bullshit

Such utter bullshit, it needs to be turned sideways.

John: My mom doesn't wanna fuck you.

Bill: That's some sideways bullshit!

by Jesterr___ March 18, 2022

sideways

half australian

If Australia is upside down, then half Australians are sideways and quarter Australians are diagonal.

by Bbb23’s left testicle September 2, 2023

sideways-snuggle

A.k.a. "sideways-hug" or "right-angle cuddle". It involves first standing next to the person whom you wish to canoodle with and using just one arm and hand to gently draw him over to you so that his chest is nestled against your side, afterwhich you affectionately tilt your head over against his and soothingly knead his back and shoulder-blades with your hand.

The sideways-snuggle can also loosely refer to a pleasurable position that you assume while canoodling with someone in bed; it's basically "half-spooning" the person, whereby you are turned on your side and nestling up against your lover, but he is either face-down or lying on his back, and so you are snuggling up to his side and have one arm (and often one leg, as well) affectionately draped over him. This "partial embrace" position is often employed during semi-hot weather, where the person still wants to cuddle wif you but would be too warm if he was totally spooning with you or fully nestling against you chest-to-chest.

by QuacksO August 18, 2018

Sunny Sideways

When you back flip onto the woman's vagina, beat her with a frying pan, and finish it off by taping her to the bed and torching her with a flamethrower.

If you can pull of a successful Sunny Sideways, you are hereby ordained Priest of the Earth and the second coming of Jesus Christ.

by The Greener Weiner Cleaner May 13, 2018

Sideways Sandy

Participant 1 (typ. Male) prepares himself by gently massaging the tip of his penis with fine grit sandpaper whilst Participant 2 (typ. Female) prepares the empty socket (eye) by placing four drops of four loko into the empty socket. Once all preparations have been made, participants align their bodies with the head at the feet of the other participant and vice versa in the typical “69” sexual position. Once both participants are in the proper positions, you are to be fully inserted and lie still for up to 6 hours at minimum. Full sexual climax is not to be achieved.

Full sexual climax is not to be achieved for the Sideways Sandy.

by MooseBalls July 2, 2021

sideways party

A euphemism for sex.

“We had this awesome sideways party in her bed, if you know what I mean 😏”

by Dxsleyia August 16, 2021

sideways-hug

An affectionate "half-cuddle" whereby ya snuggle up beside da person and wrap yer arm around behind his/her waist. Ideal for public/formal/workplace settings where full-on chest-to-chest hugz might seem too forward, or for occasions like a cold day or a moving-crowd area where both of you hafta keep walking instead of stopping to embrace "properly".

Sideways-hugz can be just as satisfying to share as totally-face-to-face bear-hugz if both of you know dat you will be "snuggling properly" at a fairly-soon time.

by QuacksO December 7, 2019