Scooflie

An item of clothing that feels soft and fluffy to the touch and keeps you lovely and warm when wearing it.

I love my new jumper, it's totally scooflie.

by Janofarc May 3, 2016

Shmofessional

When you are decent at something but not quite a professional

I played shmofessional football in collage

by Agent X88 August 4, 2016

Shnoffloff

When someone hates you so much that when they sneeze they shit there pants.

She hates me so much that she just shnoffloffed

by Tiffany Brin June 8, 2017

shoo bang

A convoluted and machiavellian technique used to rid oneself of a no longer wanted lover.

Yoko was becoming a real drag, so I had Paul throw a shoo bang on her.

by Yogi5000 January 29, 2018

shlof

When you get blown off such as being passed around or transferred or referred. Pass off.

Shlofing me off on to someone else. Giving you the shlof off.

by roGg8r February 15, 2018

Shmoffle

Thats right bitch made you look now fuckoff jason

Jason is a shmoffle

by GDS klutch May 28, 2018

shoobaknockas

donuts

mann, I ate so many shoobaknockas last night.

by sucker sit down July 24, 2018