Ass-shat

Noun:

One who's intelligence is likened to excrement.

Bitches be all ass-shats!

by Squid December 17, 2003

shat pant

Pants that have been shat in. Usually given as a gift.

Thank you for the beautiful pare of shat pants. That are the finest pare I have seen!

by hotkoreanbabysandwiches May 07, 2016

shit shat

A chatty conversation that degenerates into flaming.

"...so, did you see that awesome movie yesterday?"
"Yeah, it sucked ass!"
"Are you kidding? It was epic!"
"You're a fuck face!"
"Oh, is that the best you can do, well..."
...
"@#&!@*#~! @#*($*@!~!! @#$(*!@(#*!@)$@$^$%(!!!"
"Right back at ya, big boy. Wow, this has been quite the shit shat."

by scikidus September 18, 2008

monster shat

when you take one of those shits that are so big it's as though they have came from a monster.

person 1: I took a monster shat today!
person 2: wtf dude?

by Anonymous blonde guy June 09, 2007

shat bisector

The tool used to cut in half a log of human waste so impossibly long that it won't fit down the toilet hole. Usually a butcher knife.

Yeah, i took such a huge dump my dad had to cut it in half with a shat bisector before he could use the toilet.

Hey, go wash off the butcher knife, it's in the kitchen sink, i had to use it as a shat bisector

by Stella Teets July 29, 2006

Shat the bed

To got up really early in the morning much earlier than you ususally would.

Man I Shat the bed today. I had to get up at 6am to catch the plane.

by Jaber the hut October 23, 2013

shat on a turtle

when you take out your dip and place it on a turtle

dude that poor turtle went back in his shell after u shat in him.

that turtle almost died from smellin that skoal vanilla after u shat on the turtle

by patrick March 28, 2005