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Soggy Samuel

When you coat your penis in crushed pepper and participate in sexual intercourse.
Ethan: What’s the wildest thing you’ve done in bed?
Bartholomew: Definitely when I gave my girl a Soggy Samuel.
Ethan: No way! How did you get her to agree with that?
Bartholomew: I didn’t say she agreed.
by OminousOliver69 January 22, 2020
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A Samuel L.

Taking a big sip of somebody elses drink or eating alot of somebody elses food without their premission to consume so much of it.
(as seen in 'Pulp Fiction')
A: That's a tasty beverage, may I take a sip of it.
B: Sure go ahead.
A: Aaah thanks.
B: Dude wth you drank all of it. You did a Samuel L. on me.
by Gatorius April 27, 2009
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Armchair Samurai

A typical loser who sits in front of their computer all day talking about different martial arts techniques and styles and how one style is better than another and how one technique can defeat another technique.

Often they lack any real martial arts experience since the only martial arts training they have had was from watching Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee or Steven Seagal films and/or reading Martial Arts manuals.

They have often only trained a few months in a martial art, if at all, and rely on stories that they had heard as case studies to prove that the style they had trained in is better than the other.
Armchair Samurai 1: You know all you really need to defeat a guy who's trying to do a takedown is to use dim mak. It'll stop his heart. I mean that's what my uncle's cousin's room mate did... and he read Bruce Lee's book so it's supposed to work.
by n00bert Jones January 23, 2010
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Where is my son, Samuel?

Roblox Youtuber, AlbertsStuff and his friend Jake troll other workers and customers in a Roblox restaurant roleplaying game. Albert and Jake end up making troll accounts named motherofsamuel and samuel54363 and start a long running gag where Albert asks everyone where he can find his son, Samuel.
Where is my son, Samuel? Help me find my son!
by RaspBerryChipmunk July 23, 2017
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samus aran

A girl hotter than Aeris when show without her armor.
by Samus's sex slave March 25, 2004
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Samuel

A very sexy man
Samuel the hottie
by @ert@ August 25, 2010
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samuel jackson beer

Good mother fucking beer mother fucker! It'll get ya drunk.
I'm gonna go get a Samuel Jackson beer, then I'll be fuckin' fat girls in no time! I might even fight a nigga or two!
by Morganism July 20, 2008
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