seattle blacked out

being drunk, but not drunk enough to not remember things. and telling people you're blacked out.

i am seattle blacked out.

by lexil354759747 April 10, 2010

Seattle Calc Class

Seattle Calculus Class. Slang term for a gangbang consisting of one black or white Jimmi Hendrix or Kurt Cobain look a like being serviced by three or more young geeky asian fan girls. One if not all of the orgy members must be tripping on acid or crack.

Last year when I visited San Fransico and played in Tom's band I got a lot of Seattle Calc Classes.

by Yobastank January 31, 2005

Seattle Sounders FC

An Major League Soccer club from Seattle that has a incredibly ridiculous amount of fans (for an American soccer club), upwards of 35,000 a match. The original club formed in 1974 and they have been playing in MLS since 2009.

Eurosnob: No one watchs American ... pfft.... soccer HAH
Sounders FC fan: Have you seen Qwest Field during a Seattle Sounders FC match?

by jonnigga October 29, 2010

seattle sock job

A person shits in a sock and beats someone with it.

my friend pissed me off last night,so tonight Im going to give him a seattle sock job

by milwwi53215 October 16, 2007

seattle spaghetti

When a woman is on her period, a man fucks her and then pulls out revealing the penis covered in spaghetti sauce

Yo that bitch gave me a seattle spaghetti

by amieehorowitz March 25, 2009

Seattle Chimney Sweeper

Putting pubes on your ring finger, followed by fingering your partner's butthole. While making broom noises.

1: I love doing the Seattle Chimney Sweeper
2: what the hell?
1: i love the pubes up my ass

by jesuschrist206 December 30, 2011

Seattle Space Needle

This rare and exotic act involves shooting heroin up while simultaneously masturbating ones genitals.

Man, last night I had the raddest seattle space needle. It was under a bench in volunteer park while listing to Death Cab for a Cutie on my iPod in the pouring rain, while my bangs stuck dripping wet to my forehead.

by KaMk December 01, 2006