seattle blacked out

being drunk, but not drunk enough to not remember things. and telling people you're blacked out.

i am seattle blacked out.

by lexil354759747 April 10, 2010

Seattle Calc Class

Seattle Calculus Class. Slang term for a gangbang consisting of one black or white Jimmi Hendrix or Kurt Cobain look a like being serviced by three or more young geeky asian fan girls. One if not all of the orgy members must be tripping on acid or crack.

Last year when I visited San Fransico and played in Tom's band I got a lot of Seattle Calc Classes.

by Yobastank January 31, 2005

Seattle Sounders FC

An Major League Soccer club from Seattle that has a incredibly ridiculous amount of fans (for an American soccer club), upwards of 35,000 a match. The original club formed in 1974 and they have been playing in MLS since 2009.

Eurosnob: No one watchs American ... pfft.... soccer HAH
Sounders FC fan: Have you seen Qwest Field during a Seattle Sounders FC match?

by jonnigga October 30, 2010

seattle sock job

A person shits in a sock and beats someone with it.

my friend pissed me off last night,so tonight Im going to give him a seattle sock job

by milwwi53215 October 31, 2007

Seattle Chimney Sweeper

Putting pubes on your ring finger, followed by fingering your partner's butthole. While making broom noises.

1: I love doing the Seattle Chimney Sweeper
2: what the hell?
1: i love the pubes up my ass

by jesuschrist206 January 1, 2012

seattle spaghetti

When a woman is on her period, a man fucks her and then pulls out revealing the penis covered in spaghetti sauce

Yo that bitch gave me a seattle spaghetti

by amieehorowitz March 25, 2009

Seattle Space Needle

This rare and exotic act involves shooting heroin up while simultaneously masturbating ones genitals.

Man, last night I had the raddest seattle space needle. It was under a bench in volunteer park while listing to Death Cab for a Cutie on my iPod in the pouring rain, while my bangs stuck dripping wet to my forehead.

by KaMk December 6, 2006