Scottish

A group of people located north of England who speaks very oddly, it is also the home country(?) of Scrooge McDuck
Jettison that jalopy from my driveway this instant, you deadbeat!

Woah Lachlan, turn down the Scottish!
by LauritzHanson May 11, 2020
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scottish waffle

Simmler to the blue waffle but with more haggis.
Your could smell here Scottish waffle from 10 feet away.
by Trashmastet2k January 28, 2018
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Scottish tea party

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.
One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.
by Dr. G. March 26, 2019
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scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.
My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.
by Sandolorian December 13, 2021
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Scottish Autistic

It’s in the name but they will pick a Bloody Mary to spill on you
Person1:that person is weird

Person2:don’t worry that’s just a Scottish Autistic

Person1:cool bro
by Spooderman gets eaten September 29, 2023
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scottish plunger

When your Girlfriend gives you oral after her mouth was being used as a human poo toilet
guy 1: Dude, Me and my girl just tried the Scottish Plunger,
guy 2: Really, how did that go?
guy 1: I'm got 5 years in the slammer for rape, Totally worth it though
by Dandal202 May 01, 2016
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Scottish gravy bag

A douchebag made from the intestines of a sheep. Commonly used by people native to Scotland.
I just killed Patrick the sheep, going to make a knarly scottish gravy bag
by Clowndaddy September 16, 2017
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