Scottish Accordion

When you blow into a woman's chocolate starfish while you spank her ass like a pair of bongos.

The other day I was at my friend's house doing homework when I saw his dad giving the neighbor a Scottish Accordion.

by Stan Demo December 1, 2021

Scottish Microwave

When you're receiving a blowjob with a kilt and you pass gas. Much like a "Dutch oven" but without the sheets.

Things were getting hot and she went down on me but I accidentally gave her the "Scottish Microwave"

by Cave29 January 23, 2022

scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.

My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.

by Sandolorian December 12, 2021

Scottish lecture

Slapping the shit out of someone you disagree with

"The wife and I attended a Scottish lecture last night and she's all the wiser for it today.

by Waffenmaus1945 January 5, 2022

Scottish Soccer Club

A soccer club found in Edmonton with a dome, Alberta. It is an amazing place full of cool soccer players and a dome. It is a place of drama, gossip and much more. Oh and did a mention a dome

Oh look there’s the Scottish soccer club, it’s an amazing place. WITH A BIG OVAL BALOON!!!

by Astromech0 February 28, 2022

Scottish Commie

Used to describe Somebody as being a fascist from Argentina and is also considered to be the cause of the hippopotamus war in 1866 over disputed land in Norway between the hippos and Japanese people who fought heoricly against the hippos but alas the hippos won.

You are a Scottish Commie

by Reginald Glocksonion May 1, 2022

Scottish Biscuit

A Scottish Biscuit is when a Scottish man cums at his lassies touch while in public.

Omg, Stephen became a scottish biscuit yesterday, I almost puked.

by Onebizzeedude May 3, 2022