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bonary scale

A scale used to measure attractiveness of females. If a man would experience an erection in her presence, that female is a one. If not, then she is a zero.
Reference to bonary scale:
Even though she's got that weird jaw thing going on, she's still a one in my book.
by djklunk March 23, 2009
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Shipway Scale

A measurement of tiredness, one being extremely wide awake and 10 being oh my god i am about to fall into a coma.
Yaaawn, I'm about an 8 on the Shipway Scale...you?
by beverlyhills October 16, 2009
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the ball scale of trippyness

It is the universal scale of how trippy something is or how many balls you are tripping. The scale goes from 1 to 18 and the units are balls
man i was trippin 12.5 balls on the ball scale of trippyness last night after dropping two of those new acid tabs
by broagan Lee Goerz May 12, 2008
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Scalawag

A scumbag and a traitor. First used during the reconstruction era South for White Southerners who supported the Carpet Baggers.
"You're nothing but a dirty scalawag", said Henry.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Binary Scale

Derivative of the 1-10 scale, in which a person or persons are rated in terms of physical attractiveness ranging from 1 (least attractive) to 10 (most attractive).

The Binary Scale is an alternative, simplified version of the 1-10 scale based on the {binary} numeral system in which the number "1" is equated with an "on" or "yes" command and the number "0" is equated with an "off" or "no" command. Thus, by rating the subject a "1", the rater is declaring that he or she would pursue the subject sexually and, adversely, by rating the subject a "0", would not pursue the subject.
Bill: Dude... blonde at the counter, nice rack... binary scale?
Ted: 1. Definitely a 1.

-or-

Rupert: Get a load of that fat chick with the 2 year old... binary?
Cornelius: 0.
by roconnorrekit February 7, 2010
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Orgasm Scale

The orgasm scale is a scale of pleasure from 1 to 10.
The Orgasm Scale:
1- This sucks!
2- This is barely good!
3- I've had better.
4- This is not bad.
5- This is kinda good.
6- Oh my!
7- Holy shit!
8- Why the fuck am I ridin' this monster?!
9- Oh yeah!
10- OH MY MOTHER FUCKIN' GOD!!! I CAN'T STOP!!! OH YEAH!!!
by Nigger2daresQ July 22, 2010
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antonin scalia

Italian Justice who is perhaps the most conservative one on the Supreme Court. He's a god-fearing Bible thumping Christian (translate as "idiot" or "superstitious zealot") who voted against gay rights and frequently denounces abortion as "evil". Apparently very close friends with Dick Cheney, even going so far as to take a hunting trip with the man and later insisting to sit in on a trial of his claiming to be "impartial".
Much like Bill O'Reilly he frequently rambles and shouts and acts tough but as soon as he starts getting his ass handed to him like the moron he is he tries to shut them up. Most recently he fought to keep "under God" in the Pledge because this is a "nice wholesome Christian nation."

On a side note, there's a nifty little thing called The Fourth Amendment which guarantees a right to privacy so long as you're not doing anything "bad."
"Amendment IV

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

Although according to Scalia, this doesn't apply to gay men because they're "sinful" and no justification is needed other than that.

The ninth is also worthy of notice:

"Amendment IX

The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people."
by JFern May 14, 2004
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