Sapphire Saturday

The event that takes place every Saturday in which the feline named ‘Sapphire’ is praised with gifts and affection.

“I’m so excited for sapphire Saturday!”

by AuntieGremloid52 May 3, 2021

noon under dusk every saturday

Another way of saying send nudes

Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey
Boy: Noon Under Dusk Every Saturday

Girl: What?
Boy: NUDES

by Balla13 July 11, 2018

Smack Schlong Saturday

In Smack Schlong Saturday, you must nut as many times as you can. On the first hour, you must nut once, on the second, you must nut twice, and so on until you nut 24 times in the last hour of Saturday.

Smack Schlong Saturday is too hard, i mustn't sleep for the entire day!

by kastie1288thepro December 5, 2020

Sex Offender Saturday

When Sex Offenders are taken off the registry for one day on the third Saturday in October.

Ethan loves participating in Sex Offender Saturday.

by XxxwaltonxxX March 12, 2021

School on Saturday

A person that is unrefined in all aspects...a heathen.....a person with
"No Class".

Your Old Lady farted while I was eating

My breakfast.....keep that "School on Saturday "the fuck out of my house.

by Vera Chainsaw July 4, 2021

good saturday

the 50% off sale on all items in the store at goodwill.

bennigan: dude next saturday morning i'm gonna wake and bake then i'm gonna get so fucked up and then i'm gonna go skating all day.
shennigan: brodoski, what are you thinking, you're willing to throw away good saturday like that?
bennigan: WTF ITS GOOD SATURDAY TOMOROOW??? WTF OGM HERES 30 OUNCES OF CHRONIC I LOVE GOOD SATURDAY!

by froie March 29, 2007

super duper saturday

When, even though you are forced to work a Saturday, the day is exempt from bovinity by the abscence of bovates and is filled with coffee, breaks, chat, surfing, crosswords, croissants,papers and fun.

"I hate working bloody Saturdays!"
"Yes, don't we all but it is a Super Saturday."
"Hurrah! No Boves!"
"Do you want anything from O'Brien's?"

by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004