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Russell hustle

The speed at which one Russell moves at maximum velocity.
Equal to the speed of one electric scissor lift or one geriatric lady with a walking frame.

Can also be used as a unit of measurement when conventional units don't go low enough.
1. "What's that in the distance that looks like it's moving fast but isn't going anywhere?"

"Oh that's Russell doing the Russell hustle"

2. "How quickly was the plane being towed?"

"About 3 Russell hustles"

"Fuck that's slow"
by Nathanmaddogsuperfly September 30, 2016
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Russell

Loves doing homework. Always finishes his Science test on time! Is a pro gamer. Gets lit computers at Christmas. Is litty spaghetti and likes to post memes on Instragram chats.
by Jole24 October 10, 2018
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Jack Russell’d

Jack Russell

Jack Russell’d

To be Jack Russel’d or cop a Jack Russelin’

An over zealous small man chasing you vigorously with desire for an outcome
‘Fuck he really Jack Russell’d me today about that
by Carpet Snake September 8, 2021
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Katherine Daisy Syron Russell

She is probably the greatest person you will meet. Also probably the most beautiful. She will make you laugh when you are in the worst of moods and will always be there for you no matter what. Katherine Daisy Syron Russell also usually has dreams of being a singer/model/actress which could well expand onto other things. People may doubt Katherine Daisy Syron Russell but they know as well as everyone else that she will definitely succeed. She lives in Bromley in a lovely house with mum Tracy, Dad Steven and sister Evie. A lovely family also. Spending time with her is the best. And if you get the chance to then all there is to say is that you are a very lucky person :)
"I went out with Katherine Daisy Syron Russell yesterday"

"No way"

"Ohhh yess"
by Zoe Anderson October 8, 2008
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Russell Sage College

A school for the cultivation of wives for the students of RPI. Sometimes considered gold-diggers because they invariably marry the most attractive RPI Nerd they can find who has a bright future as a highly-paid engineer in front of them. The student body is slightly overweight but nonetheless highly attractive and much preferable to the female students of RPI who are extremely scarce and, when located, have RIBS.
Wow, Sarah is going to Russell Sage College? Luck girl, she'll marry an engineer!
by SagieGirl December 24, 2008
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Roselle Park

very small town in Union County. It is slowly loosing all athletic ability and recently growing in minorities. No big businesses in this town. Only hangout spots are "the grove" ;which barely exists anymore, or the highschool. Kids very big on smoking pot and attempting to "party" unfortunately all parties in this town are lame and are either busted or in a cramped, dirty garage.
Yes its true, RP does have the hottest girls and guys but they dont got the brains. Only the un-attractive people are the ones bringing up the towns gpa. Drama is a common word to decribe this town. People who grew up here and played in sports usually grow up to hate the towns around them. There are no such thing as pep ralleys where they egg the underclassmen, or mischirf night due to the fact that RP officers all take their jobs too seriously. College kids come back to this town and have nothing to do but drink by themselves. This town is full of backstabbers and liars who all know each other but are too afraid to confront anybody. Its sad to see a town as pathetic as this one. I am from RP and rather have grew up in Kenilworth.
<me> Yo, you doin anything tonight?
<other> Nah man, no plans
<me> well lets drink in your garage, then we can go to cranford and find some chicks
<other> lets do it, i cant be in roselle park for another night

....both kids end up getting numbers. if in rp, nothing exciting would have happened. Probably would have ended up playing video games or throwing eggs at houses.
by rp hater April 5, 2008
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Russell Crowe

New Zealand actor who was born 6 blocks from my flat.
by Brother Number One November 12, 2003
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