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Reality Bitch Slap

When a person is in complete denial of the truth and they need a reality bitch slap.
Sarah: Your boyfriend Justin is gay Mary.

Mary: No he's not.

Sarah: Here is his personal ad in the m4msection on craigslist.

Mary: Wow Sarah, thanks for that reality bitch slap.
by White_Chocolate12 April 16, 2009
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realiruma

someone who continuously begs for gifts and money off her followers, adding new items every day and promoting it multiple
times a day, and suicide baits,
Person 1: can you please get this off my amazon wishlist please?
Person 2: don’t be such a realiruma
by DarknessInMySoul February 15, 2022
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reality chatspeak

It's when you chat online for so long that you begin to use phrases like rofl and wtf in the real world. see also: chat syndrome
sane person: George Bush is a whore.
dude: ROFL!!
by Tiller August 1, 2005
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Jedi Realism

1) A group of individuals who believe in the Force.
2) A group of individuals seeking spiritual and personal development in an effort to affect the world around them in positive ways.
3) A group of diverse individuals believing Jedi Realism as either a way of life, philosophy or religion.
4) Beliefs springing from the ideas spun by Joseph Campbell, with George Lucas' terminology
Temple of the Jedi Order
Temple of the Jedi Force
Force Academy
Jedi Sanctuary
Institute for Jedi Realists Studies
Order of the New Dawn
Jedi Resource Center
Jedi Realism
by RanSpirits November 6, 2009
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reality

Reality ree-al-i-tee: noun.
A crutch for people who cannot handle drugs.
Frank couldn't handle that '151, so he decided to cling to reality instead.
by E. Picardo December 10, 2006
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chinese redlight

the act of getting out of your car at a redlight and running counter-clockwise around your car as many times as you can before the redlight turns green.
today me and joe did a chinese redlight in town.
by harrison maddox September 9, 2006
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climate realist

The phrase people who deny the evidence for human-caused climate change use to describe themselves.
"Senator Cruz is a climate realist."
by Desertphile April 26, 2016
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