republican

a white Christian male who preaches about morality and godliness in the morning and has a ten-year-old boy perform oral sex on him in the evening in a rent-a-car
That religious Republican Ted Haggard just stepped down from his position as head of the National Association of Evangelicals.
by mr. communication November 03, 2006
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republican

An individual who believes that the white male Christian God should be the only object of worship on the planet, that power and wealth should remain in the hands of 1% of the world's population while the remaining 99% starve, that health care should be privatized so the poor can't afford basic medication, that a rape victim living on welfare should be forced to care for a baby she didn't even ask for, and that America is the only real country on Earth while all those other countries they read about are just fakes invented by communists...oh wait, it's terrorists now, isn't it?
We can all hope that the standard of education in America improves to the point where a Republican can no longer be voted into office.
by Grimrider November 28, 2002
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republican

1. One who claims to be pro-life, protecting the unborn fetus while killing animals, the environment and sending people to Iraq in an unjustified war.
2. Hypocrite
3. Asshole
by Cleo December 06, 2004
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republicanning

The act of blocking collective progress in the name of selfish pursuits.
1. Jack: "Obama spent the month of July of 2011 dealing with a congress that shot down every debt increase deal he put together."
Dave: "I know! Congress was republicanning."

2. Jack: "Hey Steve, I'm gonna be a few minutes late picking you up. Some asshole thought he could make the light and is now blocking my lane of traffic.
Jill: "Damnit! While republicaning is illegal, the police do not issue enough citations against it. We need some zero tolerance policy on republicanning."
by blondedragon September 11, 2011
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republicans

A political party that has had leaders like Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush. They claim that they want less government control but the problem is that Bush passed the patriot act.

They are commonly associated with rich people and seem to want to protect the rich and also protect big businesses. You can see examples of this with different laws that George W. Bush has passed.

Also as with both Democrats and Republicans they play the blame game especially seen the Scooter/Libby case. Where they blamed him to cover their mistakes.
"The new gun law passed by President Bush, allowed companies to not be held liable for any gun misfires. Republicans and Democrats were shocked with this new law." (actual law)
by Matt R.E. April 01, 2008
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republican

A closed minded fool that acts like a communist and stammers when he gives a speech. A person who relies on stupid ideas and advice to base his orders and actions on. Mainly George W. Bush.
George W. Bush is a prime example of a Republican, and of course his running mate dick chainy (dick). Most republicans are closed minded fools.
by Chakotay January 26, 2005
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republican

1. One who cuts taxes and spending and wonders why there isn't enough money or public services.

2. One who claims to preserve freedoms and then takes them away.

3. A member of a political party who has no compassion for those who are less fortunate.

4. One who attacks anyone who does not share their view.

5. A white Christian male with no understanding of other cultures.

Synonyms:
Hypocrite, Idiot, Bigot, Asshole, Racist
Republican: "We've cut taxes, now everyone who is white and Christian can prosper!"

(A year later)

Republican: "There's no money for public services and schools! Why is this happening?... This must be the democrats' fault!'
by Terminator256 September 01, 2010
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