reddit assemble

Something an "edgy" cringe most likely teen says in a meme on Reddit like Reddit is an army or some shit.

Example:

Retard 1: ReDdIt BeTtEr ThAn InStAgRaM

Retard 2: no it's not

Retard 1: i'M pOsTiNg ThIs On ReDdIt To PrOvE yOu WrOnG rEdDiT aSsEmBlE!!!!

reddit assemble by Cecilie Jensen March 1, 2020

Reddit Tennis 

To deliberately keep someone posting comments on a website, but only after they've made it clear that talking to you isn't something they had planned. Once a set number of comments is reached, the comment REDDIT TENNIS is posted to end the rally.

This isn't limited to reddit, it can be seen on any forum where comments are nested instead of displayed in order of posting.

>You're wrong and this conversation is over fuckwad.

>>That's nice, do you kiss your sister with that mouth.

>What did you say about my sister?

>>Why, what did she say about me?

>This conversation is over.

>>I know, you already said that. So, what did she say? Did she like the present I left at her back door?

>What the fuck are you talking about?

>>REDDIT TENNIS. Great stuff. Have a good one.

>What?

>Well if you don't want to answer I guess I win.

>Are you not answering me now?

Reddit Tennis by Big Alabama February 25, 2015

Reddit Hug 

(Noun) When an internet server or item is shut down, canceled, closed or crashes because of the instant popularity from the Reddit community that naturally floods information requests.
(Verb) Getting Reddit Hugged.
(Irony) The server that hosts this page getting a Reddit Hug.

Sudden information requests leading to servers crashing because of a Reddit Hug.
Items of food, such as giant Wendy's burgers being taken down from the menu because CEOs didn't want to be associated with the stoke-inducing burger being exposed/posted by the Reddit community.
Ousted organisations closing servers to censor information.

Reddit Hug by OmegasParadox June 16, 2013

Reddit India 

Reddit India describes the subreddit on Reddit platform r/india.

The subreddit is mostly focused on what Non-residents of India (NRIs) and Foreigners think about the country.
In the official Reddit traffic survey, 75%+ traffic to the subreddit doesn't originate from the country itself.
This is the best place for Indians who emigrated to reaffirm their decisions and look for validation.

Sunil: Hey did check out the article on Reddit India today?

Ravi: That subreddit is full of sepoys, don't take anything you read there as a representation of actual India.

Reddit India by Franker_Z March 11, 2019

Reddit normie 

An uncreative redditor who spams every popular trend on reddit on r/memes or r/dankmemes and is only there for karma to fill his loneliness

"Mn another coronavirus meme, only reddit normies post those"

"What is reddit?"

Reddit normie by Reddit normie April 1, 2020

Reddit Moderator

An unpaid internet jannie who probably smells bad, hasn't showered in months and who's specifically designed to suck the fun out of threads, remove posts and not have to state a reason, maintain circlejerk, target people, and use endless tools at their disposal which the average user typically has no clue about.

5 Moderators control more than 100 popular subreddits and uphold the same central circlejerk that continually makes the site shallow cancer. If you're a Reddit Moderator, you're more than likely to have been bullied at some point early on and have the propensity to take it out on innocent people.

"Man this meme was pretty funny, the comments were dope af, too bad this Reddit Moderator removed it for no reason."

Reddit Moderator by S0rce August 15, 2022

Reddit kid 

The kid that wears Skechers and a sonic tee and is a certified sniper

"Yo bro you hear about the Reddit kid screaming big chungus in the bathroom"

Reddit kid by Thatonekid in thecorner January 12, 2021