Reality TV

The most retarded idea ever made. It wouldn't be so bad if every single reality show wasn't as scripted as watching a sitcom. The real world is not REAL. Why do you think in EVERY season the black dude always goes crazy and doesn't get along with the white people. Because he's paid to and thats what the script says. Reality tv is as real as Santa Claus. MTV specifically seems to like to air shows with stupid teenagers trying to get a date by going out with thier mom or trying to not get "next-ed" but their stupid shows have teenagers in it that are not convincing at all and have way too many coincidences for it to ever be real. People who actually like that shit are retarded 30 year olds that live in their parents basement still crying about the fact that they had no friends in highschool so they cut themselves at night and listen to emo music.

Reality TV wouldn't be so bad if it was actually real and not all writen on a script in every single fucking show ever made.

by -Donald Trump- May 21, 2006

Reality Bitch Slap

When a person is in complete denial of the truth and they need a reality bitch slap.

Sarah: Your boyfriend Justin is gay Mary.

Mary: No he's not.

Sarah: Here is his personal ad in the m4msection on craigslist.

Mary: Wow Sarah, thanks for that reality bitch slap.

by White_Chocolate12 April 16, 2009

realiruma

someone who continuously begs for gifts and money off her followers, adding new items every day and promoting it multiple
times a day, and suicide baits,

Person 1: can you please get this off my amazon wishlist please?
Person 2: don’t be such a realiruma

by DarknessInMySoul February 15, 2022

reality chatspeak

It's when you chat online for so long that you begin to use phrases like rofl and wtf in the real world. see also: chat syndrome

sane person: George Bush is a whore.
dude: ROFL!!

by Tiller August 1, 2005

Jedi Realism

1) A group of individuals who believe in the Force.
2) A group of individuals seeking spiritual and personal development in an effort to affect the world around them in positive ways.
3) A group of diverse individuals believing Jedi Realism as either a way of life, philosophy or religion.
4) Beliefs springing from the ideas spun by Joseph Campbell, with George Lucas' terminology

Temple of the Jedi Order
Temple of the Jedi Force
Force Academy
Jedi Sanctuary
Institute for Jedi Realists Studies
Order of the New Dawn
Jedi Resource Center
Jedi Realism

by RanSpirits November 6, 2009

reality

Reality ree-al-i-tee: noun.
A crutch for people who cannot handle drugs.

Frank couldn't handle that '151, so he decided to cling to reality instead.

by E. Picardo December 10, 2006

climate realist

The phrase people who deny the evidence for human-caused climate change use to describe themselves.

"Senator Cruz is a climate realist."

by Desertphile April 26, 2016