Rank

Something that really sucks or make no sense

1: "Bro i failed my test"
2: "thats so rank"

by Chocothunder February 26, 2022

Rank dog

Rank dog- someone that smells/ditches the boys aka dogs the boys

Sam” Oi you hear Ryan ditched the boys”
James”what a Rank dog he is”

by Happy days January 20, 2020

Ranked Competitive Sex

The opposite of Casual Sex

"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."

by Cousin Throckmorton December 10, 2023

rank

the foolish misspelling of the word "Wrank"

Hey Jim, do you know how Bob spells "Wrank"; as in something that is gross and stinks. RANK, what a Nobhead............................. errrr how are you spelling Knobhead Steve?

by DMetalR February 6, 2018

rank wank

wanking to material you would usually find to be 'rank', or disgusting, but still managing to finish

Friend 1: I watched a porno last night where a pregnant chick was getting fucked anally against a brick wall, and then she went into labour.
Friend 2: Wow, that sounds disgusting.
Friend 1: Yeah, it was a pretty rank wank.

by kingbiscuit December 25, 2012

rank-of-importance

Arrangement of several issues, tools, people, depending on what share of usefulness each will take if prioritized on a particular period of time.

Let me use the rank-of-importance to sort out old customer orders before the new ones arrive.

by Walkoment October 31, 2020

Jerkmate Ranked

Popular online form of entertainment and contests between like-minded people of all ages, who all share a passion for ejaculation, whilst all achieving certain standards of gooning and jelqing. This contest is judged upon the speed, intensity and flair of stroking one's Corpus spongiosum (penis). The competition is carried out in formats of single, doubles and squad.

Billy have you done your work yet?

'Fuck off I'm gooning on Jerkmate Ranked'

by Fondle Monster 69 February 3, 2025