ralph sutton

a disease in which your eyes are entirely too close together. this can cause occasional bursts of stupidity and a lack of common sense.

WOW. did you see that ralph sutton, i have never seen anyone lick a window and eat crayons at the same time

by jefferypoundsthep2 December 10, 2011

ralph hall

Noun. Pronounced RAFE-HALL. A dude that owns enough VHS movies to build a hut out of them to live in.

Yo, this second-hand store has enough VHS movies to be a ralph hall!

by Greek Godfather May 20, 2016

Ralph

The guy with the biggest dick and alpha so dont fuck with him

Dude ralph beat the shit outta me and fucked my girlfriend

by Big penis magee February 28, 2019

Ralph

An adorable giraffe possessing illegal levels of sweetness.

Eyo what dat Ralph doin'?

by anonymous November 23, 2021

The Ralph Little Effect

When an ugly (but rich / famous) man gets together with a stunning girl that he could never ordinarily get if he were not rich or famous

I could never get a hot girl like her unless I was rich or famous, I need the Ralph Little Effect!

by DaGuy001 July 6, 2011

Ralph

Ralph is a tall nerd

Do you know Ralph?
Yeah that nerd!

by notaya April 18, 2022

Ralph

He's anything but obvious. Is hyper sensitive with an awareness and observation of the world around him that is incomparable. Loyal to a fault and founder of consideration in all aspects of the word.

He is highly intelligent and way before his time. Lives his life by logic and analysis. Knows the difference between right and wrong though tends to make more unconventional life choices choosing to have a more lived/experienced life.

Be there for him and he will do anything for you, no matter how great or small.

If ever, you'll never meet more than one Ralph in your life, because that's all you need.

by ItsMeRalph November 23, 2021