Raptor Pilgrim

A prehistoric - colonial creature, with a transplanted human brain, created by the forces of the universe. It is known to have an insatiable thirst for blood and whiskey. The Raptor Pilgrim is seen in exclusively puritan - garb, bonnets and pilgrim hats mostly. They are in fact the true settlers of Plymouth. Although the many may think this, they literally have nothing to with the holiday of Thanksgiving.

Joe: B quick! Raptor Pilgrim.

B: Are we going to MC'S?

Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!

B: Oh snap!

by Andy McDandy November 29, 2011

Raptorbate

v. The act of unexpectedly sneaking in from the side in order to finish off someone who is masturbating.

While studying for my biology exam, I glanced up to notice Rachel sitting across from me. She began to unbutton her blouse, prompting me to begin masturbating. Then suddenly, to my surprise, and pleasure I might add, Vicky, the principal's daughter, feverishly and savagely raptorbated me.

"Bro, did Brandi just raptorbate you?"
"I... I think so."

"Dad? How did you and mom meet?"
"Son, you're old enough now. Have you ever heard of raptorbation?"

by Baskeville May 6, 2014

raptored

The act of getting jumped by a bunch of midgets with really sharp nails...

I was walking down the street when i got raptored, i didn't see it coming....

by Thetigsy July 8, 2015

Raptor Tappin

When someones toe nails or fingernaila get to long you can hear thwm tapping on the floor or table.

Guy 1: What the hell is that sound?
Guy 2: It's Mark, bro is raptor tappin.
Guy 1: Gross

by VictoryX July 18, 2016

Rector High School

A terrible ass school

Person: "where did you go to school"
Guy: "Rector High School"
Person: "Get the fuck out"

by The unisamacorn October 14, 2016

raptordaraptor

A cringeworthy individual who is know for his livestreaming activities. He make less then 100$ a month, Hes 23 years old and still lives in his parents house.

raptordaraptor is a sellout

by Jones Steel December 12, 2016

Raptor titties

A word you would use to trigger a sense of rage from women online usually annoying to the mass and hilarious to a small group of 1 or 2 dumb-asses could imply a flat-chest or bizarre breasts

person 1: "wow that female sure does have raptor titties"

person 2: "NO SHE DOESN'T SHUT UP"

by lixy-boo March 23, 2018