A raccoon. But made of chocolate. Also, when someone poos on your face then spreads it around. Resembling a chocolate raccoon.
by Chocolate Thunder 69420 April 5, 2022
Get the chocolate raccoonmug. by JaruulVagina August 4, 2015
Get the cool raccoonmug. Someone who chooses to stick around someone who has little to no morals or ethics i.e. trash; in hopes of getting a relationship.
Why did mary stick around after he hit her? Because she is a raccoon; she enjoys being around dumpsters.
by Txft June 18, 2020
Get the Raccoonmug. by CoolWhipOnMyTits January 9, 2021
Get the raccoons assholemug. When, having gorged yourself on fatty junk food, you almost immediately fall asleep, still covered in crumbs or grease.
Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.
Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.
by Michael Rizzo June 20, 2017
Get the raccoon napmug. A cool person who doesn't listen to epicYToffcial because raccoons are cool unlike youtubers.
also loves among us.
also loves among us.
by Raccoon King 123 June 17, 2022
Get the Raccoon Kingmug. A parody of Baby by Justin Bieber. It's performed by four kids who cleary can't sing the song. There's also an unfinished rap that is part of the official music video.
Person 1: "Have you heard of Raccoons?"
Person 2: "Yeah. It's very faithful to the singing quality of the original song"
Person 2: "Yeah. It's very faithful to the singing quality of the original song"
by Angery Goomba Except not November 7, 2019
Get the Raccoonsmug.