Raccoon

A girl who seems to always end up going for guys who are trash. Starts with naive optimism, always ends with tears.

Damn I heard Jessica got played again.

Yeah, this time it was some guy called Brad, that raccoon really likes her trash.

by Sooooj23 December 17, 2021

Raccoon Roundup

The act of spreading corn on a ranch road, waiting a couple hours until dark, then driving along that road with a spotlight, and killing every raccoon you see

We had a great raccoon roundup last weekend. Pew! Pew! Pew!

by Yourturdness June 7, 2017

Raccoonize

Recognizing a broad who normally wears thick, dark eye makeup without their makeup on.

Whoa, Miranda's not wearing any eyeliner today!

Oh my lort, I almost didn't raccoonize her!

by Yeahsurewhynot September 22, 2017

muddy raccoon

The action of blackening both of your girlfriends eyes and then preceding to shit all over her face.

T: I told Lisa last night about the muddy raccoon.

J: be careful or she’ll end up with pink eye too.

by Do it all crew March 16, 2023

Chocolate Raccoon

When a girl rubs her eyes with her fists (like a raccoon) after she's had anal sex.

Last night, after "going backstage" with this bitch from Poco - she decided to rub her eyes which gave her a combination of mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow and ass shrapnel in a Zorro mask of shit on her face.

She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.

by Wil-doe July 22, 2014

Raccooning

raccooning (verb)
ra·coon·ing | /rəˈko͞oniNG/

1. The art of staying home all day doing absolutely nothing productive — just eating trash food, binging movies, gaming, scrolling, and living like a little indoor trash panda.
2. A full-day commitment to laziness, snacks, and zero social interaction. Similar to “goblin mode,” but cuter and grimier.

• “Don’t text me today, I’m raccooning hard with chips and Netflix.”
• “She skipped the party to raccoon on the couch with ice cream and Mario Kart.”
• “If chilling were a sport, raccooning would win gold every time.”

by MendesX July 30, 2025

cool raccoon

Deluded loser with terrible acne

Bob: hey, why is Petricia such a cool raccoon?

Tom: I don't know, she's probably Canadian

by JaruulVagina August 4, 2015