Skip to main content

GILF rules

The GILF is a very sought after term.
A man to bed one will be KING of his group, and gloating rights will be established once validated.
These are the rules that are commonly followed when determining GILF.

1. Has to have a daughter that has a child already. Can be allowed to be less than one month from popping. But that is determined by the group.

2. Has to be of reasonable age. 45 is the start of the safe zone. This sounds stupid but I have known women to try and pass theselves off as GILF. Scrutiny is needed for 45>.

3. Photo is proof. When bedding a GILF you need to take an image using whatever methods are available, and there needs to be in the background or foreground some sort of identifiable object, that being a landmark or certain posters and so on, to be able to validate the bedding. Your location needs to match with the image, this is of utmost importance.

4. Phone number. Can be used as a substandard of proof. But you must be honest with the story. We can always call her and find out the real story.

5. Looks are important. No reward is paid out for any grandmother that is ugly and or fat. Alcohol is no defence. If you bed an ugly fat old chick, you will be humiliated in any and many ways possible, because that's your own fault.
Bloke 1: Remember the old girl i was talking to?
Bloke 2: yeah she was fine...a GILF I might add?
Bloke 1:*shows image of GILF in his room*...GILF Rules number 3.
Bloke 2: yeah i'll pay that
Bloke 1: mmmm...mmmm...mmmm...mmmm
by FatGimp August 25, 2009
mugGet the GILF rules mug.

The Rules Of The Internet

You must fallow them. If you dont know them look them up. Anonymous is right.
by (づ☯ᴥ☯)づ January 7, 2019
mugGet the The Rules Of The Internet mug.

Australian Rules football

A sport in Australia only nationalised in the late 80s, yet is already easily the most popular sport in the country. It is the most popular sport all over Australia except for eastern NSW and Queensland. The game is religiously hated in coastal NSW for no reason in particular.

Australian rules football has its flaws, however once you get to know it, you will realise that it is one of the most all-round sports in the world. What I mean is that to play "Aussie rules" as it is also dubbed, you must be strong, fast, extremely endurant, courageous, skillful, smart and also have that added X-factor to make the athletically impossible possible.

The game is played 22 a side with 4 players on the bench and unlimited rotations. The ball starts in the centre and the players need to get it forward and kick the ball inbetween two large posts. The game is very hard to explain in words and I recommend you watch some games or just simply look up AFL on youtube.

It is a brilliant sport and is probably the most all around challenging to be elite at, as it is rare to be good in all the neccessary areas. You could say it requires the perfect athlete with a very good sporting brain.

The sport will not go global any time soon but will probably become what the NFL is to America.

In the end, I recommend watching it with someone who is knowledgeable of the game, who can explain its little intricacies. Watch it a few times and you will either love it or become confused and angry.
Australian Rules football is the most popular sport in Australia, followed by cricket then rugby (both forms).
by Dan277 October 26, 2011
mugGet the Australian Rules football mug.

road rules

some MTV show. Also see gay
if i have to see another episode of road rules, i will tear your spinal cord out of your back and strangle you with it.
by Lando July 12, 2003
mugGet the road rules mug.

millinneum rules

There are no rules. No rules.
"Yo, dude! I got fives on that seat."

"No, you don't. Millinneum rules"

Term first appeared circa 1999 as a result of the impending Y2K. Term coined by me at Matt's party upstate New York when someone called "Fives" on the seat. Shortly after, I ran across a frozen lake. Milineum rules. There are no rules.
by smeagal December 29, 2006
mugGet the millinneum rules mug.

anarchy rules

Something punk rock wannabe tools say, to bad it happens to be an Oxymoron.
Tool 1: (Spray painting a red A) Anarchy Rules!

Tool 2: Yeah lets go listen to Panic! and some indie like fall out boy.

Tool 3: I think my scene chick girl friend is cheating on me with her drug dealer. But who cares Anarchy Rules!
by Thomas Coleman December 25, 2007
mugGet the anarchy rules mug.

Jungle Rules

If you are bigger than someone, you may take what is theirs, eat what is theirs or do what you want with something of theirs.
Jono: "Andy, why are you grabbing girlfriends tits?"

Andy: "Jungle Rules."
by Rampant-Seahorse September 1, 2011
mugGet the Jungle Rules mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email