Ruby
Ruby is intelligent, hilarious, and kind. She is beautiful, inside and out and she can be a bit shy at times. She'll laugh at any of your jokes (even if they aren't funny), because she's just plain awesome. Ruby is a wonderful, compassionate young woman and if you've got her as a friend, you're so lucky. If you've got her as a lover, you are the most fortunate man or woman in the whole wide world. Ruby is faultless.
Normal background person: "Dang, is that Ruby?"
Me: "Yep, she's my girlfriend."
Normal background person: "You're so lucky! She's so hot!"
Me: "Yep, she's my girlfriend."
Normal background person: "You're so lucky! She's so hot!"
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