regrestaurant

when given the choice of one or more restaurants to go to, and you choose one, but soon wish you had chosen something else.

Guy 1: Dude, IHOP, or Denny's?
Guy 2: Denny's.

(upon arrival to Denny's.)

Guy 2: Damn, I'm having a serious case of regrestaurant.

by teresaa March 8, 2009

Regrhetti

(Noun)

The state of remorse associated with eating too much spaghetti

Textbook scenario one: You visit to the local pizza/pasta establishment where they of course sell oversized meals for bargain prices and have that family friendly vibe. You have a master plan to eat half your spaghetti and take home the other half for a delicious reheated meal at work tomorrow. You don't follow through because you have no self control and spaghetti is delicious and you inevitably feel like Jabba the hut mixed with resentment because you're going to go hungry tomorrow. You experience a huge bout of regrhetti.

Scenario two:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, no regrhetti.

by Cr3n1ty July 12, 2017

Regerts

The deep understanding that you are in some shit you should not be in.

Don't confuse with regrets. Regrets are a normal feeling everyone has when they can't attend a party, or when you make a mistake that you're really sorry about. Regerts are different. Regerts are when you begin to reassess whether you've actually ever made a good decision ever in your life.

Margaret: What's up, bud? You seem off.

John: I got a squid tattoo on my lower arm last night. I have regerts.

by nocharge July 31, 2023

Immaculate Regression

To miraculously become a virgin again.

Betty is getting married again and she's wearing a white dress. She must have had an immaculate regression.

by CraigTricamo January 26, 2011

Minced regression

Happens mainly when you have just been told off/dissed/burned. This is a failed attempt to put some ice on that burn, or to insult them back. When you make a horrible come back that nobody gets or is just plain weak, making you look like even more of a fool.

Max: "We're out of butter"
Erik: "That's okay we can just use your girlfriends face"
Max: "Yeah... Well... Your socks are slightly dirty"
(complete silence)
Erik: "That was stupid"
(Erik walks away)
Micah: "What was that Max?"
Max: "I don't know dude minced regression"

by Coolging805 December 11, 2011

Logistical Regression

/ləˈjistikəl/ /rəˈɡreSH(ə)n/
A malapropism often said in error by someone unfamiliar with statistics. The speaker likely means "logistic regression"(logit regression, or logit model)
"Logistical regression" is said by one trying to sound like a smart data scientist. Hearing this may trigger contempt for the speaker.

Carter's boss, Chris, told him in Error to make a report using "logistical regression" modeling.

by Bobby Peach February 9, 2018

reggeton

It started in Puestro Rico, and it is and spreading desease. This so called music, it's rap in spanish without creativity in any musical content(repeats the same beat in every damn song), that puts women in a position of sex object. At first every one tought that it was going to pass but soon but it's here to stay. One of the worst things of reggeton is that people are starting to think that all latins are like that wich it's not true, it's a fashionable "music" that steal's the music scene from good latin artist.

Hideuos voice + stupid lyrics + same beat - creativity + naked chicks = reggeton

by yame June 9, 2007