Regrhetti 

(Noun)

The state of remorse associated with eating too much spaghetti

Textbook scenario one: You visit to the local pizza/pasta establishment where they of course sell oversized meals for bargain prices and have that family friendly vibe. You have a master plan to eat half your spaghetti and take home the other half for a delicious reheated meal at work tomorrow. You don't follow through because you have no self control and spaghetti is delicious and you inevitably feel like Jabba the hut mixed with resentment because you're going to go hungry tomorrow. You experience a huge bout of regrhetti.

Scenario two:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, no regrhetti.

Regrhetti by Cr3n1ty July 12, 2017

Regretsit 

The uniquely British emotion of feeling extreme unease following hasty, ill advised, possibly intoxicated decision making.

The German chancellor chuckled quietly to herself. Her schadenfreude could not be contained as she contemplated the regretsit experienced by those ungracious, tea swilling, island folk.

Regretsit by @peSh!t crayzee July 11, 2016

Regrettable Hulk 

A regrettable hulk is a very large hulk sized fat woman that takes advantage of an intoxicated man sexually. Regrettable hulks are solitary hunters and prey on men typically around bars and clubs when they are about to close.

"Yo Bruce, hope you didn't throw your back out last night with that regrettable hulk."

Regrettable Hulk by TheLoganator September 3, 2014

Regrettables 

Regrettables consist of dirty sluts, girls who are a friends girlfriend, and fat chicks. Basically, they are people you would regret banging in the morning and are hence very dangerous at parties.

"DAMN SON! That party is 99% regrettables! I ain't going to that shit!"

Regrettables by Guaresca January 23, 2009

regretta cheese 

Older, less appealing, fumunda cheese of days gone by. The definitive limberger of all the crotch cheeses, which once happened upon, the finder rues their misfortune often never fully recovering from the experience.

I thought there was old gym socks in her pockets but it was actually regretta cheese! I didn't know fumunda could go bad.

Once you go regretta, you never get better!

regretta cheese by Ericter December 31, 2008

regrettabang 

A term used to describe a person you have had sex with (usually a one night stand) that was instantly regrettable.

That girl I took home last night was a total regrettabang.

The regrettabang from last night has sent me 45 messages in two hours.

regrettabang by AnonAxiom September 11, 2016

Regretimos 

The regret u feel after ordering and eating dominos pizza.

I can’t finish this pizza. So much Regretimos!

Regretimos by Dawordo November 29, 2020