(Noun)

The state of remorse associated with eating too much spaghetti
Textbook scenario one: You visit to the local pizza/pasta establishment where they of course sell oversized meals for bargain prices and have that family friendly vibe. You have a master plan to eat half your spaghetti and take home the other half for a delicious reheated meal at work tomorrow. You don't follow through because you have no self control and spaghetti is delicious and you inevitably feel like Jabba the hut mixed with resentment because you're going to go hungry tomorrow. You experience a huge bout of regrhetti.

Scenario two:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, no regrhetti.
by Cr3n1ty July 12, 2017
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