Textbook scenario one: You visit to the local pizza/pasta establishment where they of course sell oversized meals for bargain prices and have that family friendly vibe. You have a master plan to eat half your spaghetti and take home the other half for a delicious reheated meal at work tomorrow. You don't follow through because you have no self control and spaghetti is delicious and you inevitably feel like Jabba the hut mixed with resentment because you're going to go hungry tomorrow. You experience a huge bout of regrhetti.
Scenario two:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, no regrhetti.
Scenario two:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, no regrhetti.
by Cr3n1ty July 12, 2017
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The German chancellor chuckled quietly to herself. Her schadenfreude could not be contained as she contemplated the regretsit experienced by those ungracious, tea swilling, island folk.
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A regrettable hulk is a very large hulk sized fat woman that takes advantage of an intoxicated man sexually. Regrettable hulks are solitary hunters and prey on men typically around bars and clubs when they are about to close.
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I thought there was old gym socks in her pockets but it was actually regretta cheese! I didn't know fumunda could go bad.
Once you go regretta, you never get better!
Once you go regretta, you never get better!
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That girl I took home last night was a total regrettabang.
The regrettabang from last night has sent me 45 messages in two hours.
The regrettabang from last night has sent me 45 messages in two hours.
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