Queer Meister

One who is almighty gay

"god Grunteh your such a queer meister!

by Sara x 2 March 14, 2005

queer pressure

Queer pressure generally applies to girls. It relates to the pressure to do lesbian acts with your girlfriends to impress sexually deviant boys.

Sexually Deviant Boy: You and Tabitha are such great friends.
Nancy: Ya.
Tabitha: Ya.
Sexually Deviant Boy: You should hold hands.
Nancy: Okay.
Tabitha: Sure.
Sexually Deviant Boy: Now straddle Tabitha.
Tabitha: I guess.
Nancy: *jumps on*
Sexually deviant Boy: Now Tabitha take your top off and Nancy kiss her tits a little.
Nancy: I don't know.
Tabitha: We don't...
Sexually deviant Boy: Fine I guess you two aren't as sexy as I thought.
Laine: *reading national geographics in the corner* Lay off the queer pressure.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010

queer awesome

Referring to anything that is awesome with "queer" added to the beginning. An attempt at reclaiming "queer" as a straight word.

Did you see the latest Star Wars? It was queer awesome!

by Bharmon July 11, 2005

Queer Cunt

Fucking weird or gay bastard.

James: "Fuck leo's a queer cunt"
Mike: "Yea he wears tight jeans fluffy boots."
James: " I saw the queer cunt wearing a robe and a face mask in the city"
Mike: "What a queer cunt"

by Mggoted March 4, 2009

queer beer

a beverage that mostly women prefer but is not bad for me to enjoy
eg. woodys ice, smirnof ice

Pass the queer beer i'm thirsty

by joe April 22, 2003

queer dear

a phrase used when one straight female informs another that a hot guy she just saw is, in fact, gay

Oh, he's a queer dear. Sorry sweetie.

by joesmith40 September 16, 2006

queer platonic partner

it's like being really close friends with someone and also have romantic aspects

"bro was that your gf back there"
"nah bro it was my queer platonic partner (qpp)"

by meme cubed May 29, 2016