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Quaranteen

In December 2033, all the kids born as a result of the Coronavirus quarantine will be teenagers.
These kids suck! You should stay away from all these quaranteens. Probably are permanent carriers of CV.
by FroBabyK March 14, 2020
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quaranteens

The generation born between December 2020 and March 2021, as a result of the enforced quarantining of their parents due to the COVID-19 pandemic, as they turn teenagers in 2033/2034
As they slurped their milkshakes on their first date, Jody and Jazzmine looked each in the eye and realised the strength of the bond they had - they were both Quaranteens
by Limbic Candy March 17, 2020
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Quaranteen

The not very cool way teens in quarantine use to refer to each other. “Teen in quarantine” is abbreviated to quaranteen making oneself sound cooler and elevating one’s own status in the teen community
Person 1: Yo are you also a quaranteen
Person 2: Ye im stuck in quarantine
Person 1: This conversation wasn’t awkward
Person 3: Yes this was awkward I overheard you
by M8 which knows stuff April 19, 2020
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Quaran-TV

quaran-TV or quarantv is an umbrella term created to capture the new rollout of youtube, facebook, and instagram videos recorded by the quarantined populace... which is everyone.

Many of us have no choice but to turn to memes, posts & irrational yet humorous video content during this time.

When someone is addressing a friends post related to Covid-19, they can add to the database of Quaran-TV channels.

Quaran-TV has nothing to do with mainstream television or news channels. It is specifically meant to be hilarious & created by the general population.
“Today’s news just in, on Quarant-TV, a new trend is spiking to combat pent up sexual frustration, Tibetan throat twerking.”

It combines ‘Tibetan throat singing’ and ‘twerking.’ Look it up on Ellen’s show. I’m serious.

Quaran-TV represents the videos our friends are now posting on social media related to anything funny during this time.
by Zandiel March 31, 2020
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Quarantine AFOL

An adult fan of LEGO that either rediscovered or first discovered LEGO during the United States COVID-19 quarantine period. They also happen to think that they are the greatest thing to hit the world.
"Oh, Bill is a Quarantine AFOL."

"So he acts like a dick?"

"Yeah."
by Manoflegend February 4, 2021
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Quarantash

Facial hair—commonly a moustache—grown while in quarantine. Used mainly for people who are clean-shaven when not in quaratine.
Dude are those pubes stuck to your face?
Nah man, I’m growing a quarantash.

Good thing you’re practicing social distancing.
by elmitocarboni March 18, 2020
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New Haven Quarantine

The sexual act of fucking, and then ejaculating into the intenstine, having the semen come out of the mouth, applying the angry dragon technique, and following up with a strawberry cheesecake.
Dude I did the New Haven Quarantine on your mom last night.
by Henry56789 January 30, 2008
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