Quarantine Cumshot

A cumshot so powerful it travels 6 feet, allowing you to fuck your girl while maintaining social distancing. Never aim at the eyes, as it could blind someone for life.

Yo, yesterday me and my girlfriend were a little horny, so I gave her a quarantine cumshot. It was like a bullet dude, it flew so fast.

by SirSwankington June 1, 2020

Quarantine

A nightmare for extroverts

I am quarantined here.

by Qfwewwedfgrfb June 9, 2020

quarantine dream

like a fever dream but cause by quarantine depression

i had the most vivid quarantine dream last night

by get ur bread up March 22, 2020

quarantine effect

Doing something dumb and blaming it on isolation from COVID-19.

I almost gave myself bangs when I woke up because of the quarantine effect.

I just ran 4 miles and oddly didn't feel thirsty because of the quarantine effect.

I just deep cleaned my whole house and then made myself Ramen because of the quarantine effect.

by why do people like cheese? March 24, 2020

Quarantormones

Heightened hormone levels caused from prolonged periods of quarantine.

Becky, you don't mean that, it's just your quarantormones flaring.

by Flounders March 24, 2020

Quarantine quencher

One who quenches the thirst of a quarantined human in need of sexual stimulation through virtual means.

I sent him a sexy pic during quarantine and he said “Becky, You’re such a Quarantine Quencher!”

by Steenaweena March 31, 2020

Quarantine snacks

Food you eat when you stuck in the house for a long time and everyone is going crazy with social distancing and other shit

I’m bored in the house eating quarantine snacks

by Bawston69 April 1, 2020