Pyro-Romance

The process of taking a friend or a lover's hair then burning and smoking it

Guy 1:Hey man let's do some Pyro-Romance!
Guy 2: No way man, last time my house smelled like dink!

by Mike Dewey January 15, 2008

Pyro-e-ness

The probability of one to set fires at any given time.

I wouldn't invite him, he has a high pyro-e-ness

by hunterjh February 4, 2010

Pyrocynical

"So guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers, 250,000 subscribers and still growing the fact that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal, I'm-I'm just amazed. Thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow. I-I love you guys... You guys are just awesome."
-Awesome quote from Jeff- I- I mean,Pyrocynical.
A depressed horny lesbian who regrets petscop.

"Pyrocynical!"
"No he is dead hahahahahahahhahahahah kill me my name Yeet"

by Dabbuiou September 9, 2019

Pyro pedo

Famous youtuber that's in to weird shit

Is he a pyro pedo

by Johnisacheci January 1, 2021

Gooch Pyro

A situation in which somebody gives another person an extreme wedgie where they pull their underwear so hard that it burns your gooch. Comperable to the feeling of sitting in a fire pit, getting peroxide poured on it to put it out, and getting a pitchfork rubbed up and down their gooch

Example 1:
Dad: Where's the damn remote!?!
Kid: I don't know. Ask your gooch pyro son what he did with it.
Example 2:
Bully: Gimme your lunch money or you'll get a gooch pyro!

by 2269 September 15, 2010

The Pyrocynical Effect

The act of making a word, person, object or action even worse than it already is.
This term is derived from the infamous youtuber Pyrocynical, whose cancerous content is rapidly spreading across youtube.

Friend: Hey look I can do a dab while spinning my fidget spinners
Me: And that my friend is The Pyrocynical Effect

by SenseoSensei May 23, 2018

walmart pyrocynical

a bad version of pyrocynical

that is pretty much walmart pyrocynical

by im never gonna use this July 30, 2021