Long Dong Ping Pong

Having a stiff cock and your pants pulled down, then having a ping pong match in order to prove that you have the superior family gems. Done usually when you are beyond wasted and/or high at a party to entertain those around you for petty compliments and rewards.

Dude #1: "Dude, did you see Zach's Long Dong Ping Pong game last night at Austin's?"

Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."

Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"

Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"

*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*

by Long Dong Dacklin January 16, 2017

Ding-dong ping-pong

A game of precise ping pong where you use your dick as a paddle

At that party last night Jordan and I played ding-dong ping-pong.

by BlackKnight27 September 24, 2018

Ping-Pong Poking

Another name for a poke war (on Facebook).
When you poke your friend and she pokes you back. Then you poke her again, and she pokes back, and so on, until maybe one of you dies.

Could also apply in real life or elsewhere online; continuous poking.

Kara and Lainie have been ping-pong poking for years.

Today, Emery and I ping-pong poked for over an hour.

by Pyro_k May 27, 2010

Ping-Bong

The act of smoking cannabis with a bong and proceeding to play ping-pong with a friend right after.

hey dude, bring your piece tonight. We're gonna have an epic game of Ping-Bong.

by lolwhydidntithinkofthat May 6, 2011

Ping Pong Smoothie

The act of having one's testicles slapped to and fro as if they were ping pong balls until the point of ejaculation.

Tyler: Miquela just gave Devin a ping pong smoothie!
Joe: No surpise there! She's a whore!

by Sun Jian September 20, 2011

Ping Pong Whore

A ping pong whore is a girl that bounces from one guy to another when there is a group of guys present....even if there are other girls around.

Them pope county girls are ping pong whores!

It's not cute, nor is it ok to be a ping pong whore!

by Aarnold January 2, 2012

pingl

Czech colloquial word for a waiter

Pojďme do támhleté restaurace, můj kámoš tam dělá pingla.
English translation: Why don't we go to this restaurant? My friend is a waiter there.

by influences January 7, 2012