Cushion Pusher

Not dirty. Literally a professional who has the job of pushing cushions around. Not about sex.

My father, and my father's father before him and now me. We have all worked as cushion pusher.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Bus pusher

A bus pusher is a term used for a group of golfers who due to the complete incompetence of their bus driver were forced to push their minibus a distance of many miles because the driver was too short (sighted) to recognise that the fuel gauge was showing a dangerously low level of fuel. The passengers that day should have known not to trust the bus driver. He has previous instances of incompetent behaviour including doing a u-turn on the A90 while travelling at approx. 60 mph and not recognising that the big steel floating objects in Aberdeen harbour were actually boats.

John: I really don’t think you have enough diesel to make it back to the airport, there is a filling station up the road here I really think you should stop and put a fiver of diesel in

Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there

Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.

Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.

Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?

Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push

Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher

by The Navigator October 9, 2018

dirt pusher

A landscaper or gardener

Dirt Pusher: "I'm a fully qualified Landscape Horticulture Technician!"
"You're so full of of yourself, you're a dirt pusher"

by Not Sure About That April 21, 2020

PEDOPHILE PUSHER

ANYBODY who themselves admit in BOLD FACE letters of being a PEDOPHILE.

No matter how much you tell everyone you are ANAL ALAN there is only one rated TW0 AND A HALF stars SUCK ON MY ASSHOLE porn with CARL laughing all the way to the bank about knowing about you which they know you are a PEDOPHILE PUSHER

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

Dope Pusher

Dope pusher is like a salesman, who tries to get you to buy his drugs and get you hooked on them so you'll come back for more . Basically the scum of the earth. Don't do it.

Looking for a good high? I've got just what you need. This is what a drug dope pusher does

by FlowerPower401 November 26, 2021

poverty pusher

Someone who purposely goes out of their way to cause forceful poverty in someone's life.

Which one of you disgusting cretin poverty pushing d-bags assigned my password 808 for this position?

Why are these poverty pushers destroying careers.

by get.ur.boogie.on January 31, 2022

Turd pusher

A pipe fitter

That damn turd pusher messed up my fit up

by Weldingpepe May 15, 2022