A bus pusher is a term used for a group of golfers who due to the complete incompetence of their bus driver were forced to push their minibus a distance of many miles because the driver was too short (sighted) to recognise that the fuel gauge was showing a dangerously low level of fuel. The passengers that day should have known not to trust the bus driver. He has previous instances of incompetent behaviour including doing a u-turn on the A90 while travelling at approx. 60 mph and not recognising that the big steel floating objects in Aberdeen harbour were actually boats.
John: I really don’t think you have enough diesel to make it back to the airport, there is a filling station up the road here I really think you should stop and put a fiver of diesel in
Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there
Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.
Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.
Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?
Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push
Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher
Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there
Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.
Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.
Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?
Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push
Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher
by The Navigator October 9, 2018
Get the Bus pushermug. An amateur, juvenile, unsophisticated, or otherwise pandering or populist musician or composer who produces music with the intent of appealing to the broadest audience and/or that panders to the most common listener.
Catchy music for the sake of being catchy
Catchy music for the sake of being catchy
Man, is Andrew Lloyd Webber’s “Phantom” catchy, but wow when you play it yourself do you see what a pedal pusher he is.
by OhMywhat A Guys August 3, 2022
Get the Pedal Pushermug. by Ideal Cetacean June 13, 2024
Get the A Group of Pill Pushersmug. Similar to a ‘girl pusher’ or ‘head pusher’
In other words, when someone such as ‘mentally unstable juicy ass heartless hot bitches’ feel the need to push over all types of kels and Kelly’s whilst at the playground. Usually pushed in the direction of the closest bus. It is crucial that the Kel or Kelly lands underneath the bus.
In other words, when someone such as ‘mentally unstable juicy ass heartless hot bitches’ feel the need to push over all types of kels and Kelly’s whilst at the playground. Usually pushed in the direction of the closest bus. It is crucial that the Kel or Kelly lands underneath the bus.
“ brooo I just seen sum hot ass Kel pusher, push and push and push a poor kel, just threw the cunt straight under the bus. Let’s find that poor Kel and push him again” 😈
by Dictionary not dixon March 20, 2025
Get the Kel pushermug. My my my! I like how much pee comes out your urine pusher! Don’t tell mom that I seen your urine pusher
by Gmoneymight April 4, 2023
Get the Urine Pushermug. A person who does finger push ups on their phone when at the gym. These people are looked down upon the fitness world.
The finger pusher in the far corner must have some nice abductor pollicis brevor definition in his hands.
by Banhnem4 April 25, 2015
Get the finger pushermug. Toe Pusher: Adj. - Difficult situation or thing that you cannot extricate yourself from, rather you must push through it.
A: Also I gotta work on sundays.
B: I feel you, that''s a toe pusher.
A: The new teacher is giving us homework upon what we got to study for the exams.
B: That guy is a toe pusher.
B: I feel you, that''s a toe pusher.
A: The new teacher is giving us homework upon what we got to study for the exams.
B: That guy is a toe pusher.
by nahu1789 June 11, 2017
Get the Toe Pushermug.