fart punting

used in the show psych, fart punting rhymes with shark hunting and really has no meaning. Fart punting is a fun thing to say that will have no effect.

Alicia: I love fart punting
jenny: what's that?
Alicia: beats me it's just fun to say
Jenny: amen to that sister

by leeshy.leeshy September 11, 2011

cunt punt

To kick a girl in her vagina

Nick, michelle got me so mad today I did a cunt punt and walked away. Lol

by Birdman2000 May 23, 2015

skull punt

Kicking or putting the boots to a stupid persons head!

I'm going to hook up Gary Gray with a skull punt!

by Vertical Kamae February 14, 2017

puppy punter

1.) a person who distance kicks young canines for sport 2.) an asshole who enjoys inflicting harm on others, particularly defenseless victims

1.) I told my son to stop being a puppy punter, lest he turns serial killer. 2.) My soon-to-be ex's lawyer is a real puppy punter - he's trying to make me pay child support on the kid and I ain't even the daddy.

by Scrappy4 June 5, 2017

overplayed his punt

Overplayed his punt; (v) When someone does something that ends up way more remarkable than his initial effort.

When you see a total dork-ass feeb with a hot chick, you say; Wow, that dude really overplayed his punt to end up with her!

It's like when a football team recovers the ball and scores on a kick away.

When a guy pulls of a terrible pick up line, but gets laid anyway.

by Reverend Ron October 30, 2010

Knock-Knock Cunt Punt

When a normal cunt punt is not deemed appropriate for a situation requring the maneuver must to be excuted with a maximum level of stealth refer to the Knock-Knock Cunt Punt. Approach the target and present them with a knock knock joke, once they engage and ask "who's there" proceed to execute a 50 yard cunt punt. This level of deception is immaculate and unavoidable.

Him: "Want to hear a knock knock joke??"
Her: "OFC!"
Him: "Knock Knock"
Her: "OMG OMG WHOS THERE!?!?!?!?!?!??!"

Him: ****Knock-Knock CUNT PUNT*****
Him: "Take that you dick fart!!!!!"

by shmitbzz69 March 10, 2022

punte

The taste of anal discharge.

Pronounced: " Poon - teh "

Similarly, punto is the act of eating out ones ass.

"At the punto party, the punte was exquisit"

"There were 3 girls at the punto party, there was a vast variety of punte"

"We collected a jar full of punte at the punto party, Chad Mallette had the honour of drinking it"

"The best looking guy at the punto party usually gets the best tasting punte"

by Chad Mallette December 14, 2007