someone who will say that they smoke (weed or cigs) and will allways talk about it and say that they smoke. They will actually bring some to school or whaere ever and tell every body that they have it,because no one who actually smokes will be such a dumbass to bring weed to school. They will also come to school pretend "high". You can tell by what they call weed or bowls, becase a poser smoker will call a bowl a pipe and/or weed dope.
"Hey Billy I got some dope"
"It's called weed dumbass"
"Well, look at my new pipe"
"Whatever fagot your the biggest poser smoker ever"
"It's called weed dumbass"
"Well, look at my new pipe"
"Whatever fagot your the biggest poser smoker ever"
by muffinman8793 May 14, 2009
Get the poser smoker mug.According to many people, someone who skates just to be cool, or someone who says he can skate, but he really can't. These people are heavily bashed by the "real skaters" (their opposites). Quite frankly, as a skater, I just enjoy the sport for what it is. I don't see how a piece of wood with wheels underneath can destroy or boost someone's reputation; it's just an object! I think everyone has the right to skate (even those that some call posers) because we should all just have fun. I'm not supporting "fake skaters" or their motives, but I'm just defending the rule that we should just do it for fun and forget the other stuff. Hell, this "poser" subject has such a big impact in the skater community in general, some skaters just try too hard to be original. once again, we should all just enjoy it.
Hardcore skater dude: look at that dude. he just skates around to look cool! what a faggot!
Me: Alright, man. We're not in control of him. Let him do what makes him happy.
Hardcore skater dude: come on bro! look at him! look at the Nike 6.0s and kr3w shirt he's wearing! what a fucking poser skater!
Me: Whatever, man. Just leave this alone. Let's go skate. Forget about your thing with the posers man. Just skate!
Me: Alright, man. We're not in control of him. Let him do what makes him happy.
Hardcore skater dude: come on bro! look at him! look at the Nike 6.0s and kr3w shirt he's wearing! what a fucking poser skater!
Me: Whatever, man. Just leave this alone. Let's go skate. Forget about your thing with the posers man. Just skate!
by oldschoolskaterfan1 June 4, 2009
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someone who suddenly dresses like a scene person (badly) probably dye their hair and pretend to listen to music scene kids do.
usually add all of the famous myspace whores to make themselves feel like myspace royalty
change from one style that is completely different from scene just to try and fit in with scene kids
does things because they think its the "scene" thing to do
usually add all of the famous myspace whores to make themselves feel like myspace royalty
change from one style that is completely different from scene just to try and fit in with scene kids
does things because they think its the "scene" thing to do
scene poser chick: hey guess what? i have 500 friends on myspace and im a vegan and i bought an afi shirt!! and tomorrow im dying my hair black!
real deal: thats nice poser skank go back to being a prep now, thanks
real deal: thats nice poser skank go back to being a prep now, thanks
by hurricane kelsee February 18, 2007
Get the scene poser mug.Basically, someone who has never surfed and probably lives in the middle of a landlocked state, but sees it on TV and immediately goes to Hollister (or if its really bad, Aeropostale,) buys an entire new wardrobe, wears thong sandals everywhere (even in the middle of winter), and thinks that they belong on a beach somewhere in Cali. Comes in various degrees of poser-ness, all of which share the common trend of wearing clothes that they thing real surfers would wear, and probably the woven hemp-like chokers that you can buy for like 99 cents in every convenience store across the country. Ultimately, its someone trying to fit a stereotype invented by surfer wannabes just like them.
If you: Can't swim
Have never even been to the ocean
Are over 12 and still think think "boogie
boarding" is cool
Still swim with your parents when you do go to the
ocean
Wear a speedo
Buy your "boardshorts" at (Insert Dept. Store of
your choice)
...and have ever bought anything at Hollister, you are a surfer poser.
Have never even been to the ocean
Are over 12 and still think think "boogie
boarding" is cool
Still swim with your parents when you do go to the
ocean
Wear a speedo
Buy your "boardshorts" at (Insert Dept. Store of
your choice)
...and have ever bought anything at Hollister, you are a surfer poser.
by Brian Murtha May 26, 2006
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Poseur-punk will dress/act like a punk, but really not know anything about any punk bands other than that pop/punk band Green Day. (nothing wrong with Green Day)
Poseur-Metalhead(I've been accused of this... ughh...):Someone who claims to be a metalhead, but really isn't, only knows like one metal song, and doesn't even like it.
Poseur-prep: Three words: What. The. Fuck. I mean, honestly.. Who WANTS to be a prep? but onto the def. A poseur prep: Someone who acts all preppy and tries to be popular.. but really sucks at it. Hey! Guess what.. Three more words: Stop. Fucking. Trying.
Poseur-Goth/Emo: Yes, I know Goths and Emo's are different, but, I'm smushing it into one... Someone who dresses in all black and whines about their cutting, but really, when they *do* cut, they start crying and bitching about how painful it is.
Poseur-Popular kid: Someone who tries to fit in with the "popular kids" by ditching their old friends, then get laughed at, then try to get their old friends back, fail, and end up sad, and alone...
Poseur-Poseur: Someone who pretends to be a poseur. If there isn't such a thing, I'm sorry.. my bad.. oh well.. Poseurs probably have people who wish they where them. I wonder. Oh well.
Poseur-Skater/Surfer: Someone who doesn't know how to skate, but pretends they do, and spend all their parents money on Skateboards that they can't even use.
And last but not least (they're all least)....
Poseur-Stoner: Someone trying to pretend they get high every night, but have probably never tried drugs in their life, and think that smoking is the best way to die. Two words: You. Suck.
Happy Trails!
Poseur-punk will dress/act like a punk, but really not know anything about any punk bands other than that pop/punk band Green Day. (nothing wrong with Green Day)
Poseur-Metalhead(I've been accused of this... ughh...):Someone who claims to be a metalhead, but really isn't, only knows like one metal song, and doesn't even like it.
Poseur-prep: Three words: What. The. Fuck. I mean, honestly.. Who WANTS to be a prep? but onto the def. A poseur prep: Someone who acts all preppy and tries to be popular.. but really sucks at it. Hey! Guess what.. Three more words: Stop. Fucking. Trying.
Poseur-Goth/Emo: Yes, I know Goths and Emo's are different, but, I'm smushing it into one... Someone who dresses in all black and whines about their cutting, but really, when they *do* cut, they start crying and bitching about how painful it is.
Poseur-Popular kid: Someone who tries to fit in with the "popular kids" by ditching their old friends, then get laughed at, then try to get their old friends back, fail, and end up sad, and alone...
Poseur-Poseur: Someone who pretends to be a poseur. If there isn't such a thing, I'm sorry.. my bad.. oh well.. Poseurs probably have people who wish they where them. I wonder. Oh well.
Poseur-Skater/Surfer: Someone who doesn't know how to skate, but pretends they do, and spend all their parents money on Skateboards that they can't even use.
And last but not least (they're all least)....
Poseur-Stoner: Someone trying to pretend they get high every night, but have probably never tried drugs in their life, and think that smoking is the best way to die. Two words: You. Suck.
Happy Trails!
Misha:We're what you would probably call the STONERS
Alex(poseur): But I get high every night! I'm part of your clique, RIGHT??
Austin: NO. Wait.. what clique? No clique here.. just us! Go away... POSEUR!
----------------------- ---OR-------------------------------
Icca: I'm so fucking Metal and I swear too much, and I love Soccer and I'm soo good!
Austin: Stop. Poseur. YOU. ARE. NOT. A. METALHEAD!
Icca: Yes I am! Don't treat me like this! *cries*
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The Misha: Hey!
Austin: Hey!
Preppy girl: HeY GuYs! LyKe WaSsUp?
Poseur-Prep: Hey guys, I love ponies and shit! I'm so fucking preppy!
Austin & Misha & Preppy Girl: GO AWAY POSEUR!!!
Alex(poseur): But I get high every night! I'm part of your clique, RIGHT??
Austin: NO. Wait.. what clique? No clique here.. just us! Go away... POSEUR!
----------------------- ---OR-------------------------------
Icca: I'm so fucking Metal and I swear too much, and I love Soccer and I'm soo good!
Austin: Stop. Poseur. YOU. ARE. NOT. A. METALHEAD!
Icca: Yes I am! Don't treat me like this! *cries*
--------------------- -----OR-------------------------------
The Misha: Hey!
Austin: Hey!
Preppy girl: HeY GuYs! LyKe WaSsUp?
Poseur-Prep: Hey guys, I love ponies and shit! I'm so fucking preppy!
Austin & Misha & Preppy Girl: GO AWAY POSEUR!!!
by 'Stin (not stine or steen) January 14, 2006
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someone who trys to fit into the emo stereotype because its the new thing
they think their life sucks and cut their wrists for attention
listen to music such as taking back sunday, fallout boy, hawthorne heights and of course panic!at the disco and simple plan which they think are emo
generally girls ages 11-14 who have a myspace and write blogs about what happened the other day when someone called them names and pretend their life is horrible
they are a disgrace to emo and have no idea what real emo is
someone who trys to fit into the emo stereotype because its the new thing
they think their life sucks and cut their wrists for attention
listen to music such as taking back sunday, fallout boy, hawthorne heights and of course panic!at the disco and simple plan which they think are emo
generally girls ages 11-14 who have a myspace and write blogs about what happened the other day when someone called them names and pretend their life is horrible
they are a disgrace to emo and have no idea what real emo is
by burgerking2 September 4, 2006
Get the Emo Poser mug.A computer program for creating 3D, humanoid models/animations. "Poser" should not be confused with "poseur", they are completely different words and if anyone tells you otherwise they are a poseur.
A poser is also "a question or problem that is puzzling or confusing".
A poser is also "a question or problem that is puzzling or confusing".
Person A: So did you download Poser yet?
Person B: No way man, Poser sucks! I use 3ds Max.
Person A: Man wtf?! Are you some kind of poseur or something?
Person B: I don't know. That's quite a poser isn't it?
Person A: No! It's not! You're an idiot!
Person B: No way man, Poser sucks! I use 3ds Max.
Person A: Man wtf?! Are you some kind of poseur or something?
Person B: I don't know. That's quite a poser isn't it?
Person A: No! It's not! You're an idiot!
by beatMaster-E September 16, 2008
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