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Professional Niganeer (PN)

1) One trained in the professional Arts of niganeering.

2) The one person working while the other 10 stand around.

3) One certified to provide a plan for the simplest tasks, usually employed by a major corporation.
After losing my muffler I had to consult my Professional Niganeer (PN) who wrote a plan for using duct tape and 2 pieces of wire to fix my problem.
by Ghost4583 January 14, 2013
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Professional Incest

When you date or marry somebody in a similar line of work to your own, or even worse if it is with a colleague.
Person 1: did you hear that John is getting married?

Person 2: Really? I didn't even know he had a girlfriend!

Person 1: yeh he's been seeing Mary from HR for about 2 years!

Person 2: eugh, that's professional incest!
by borntoboogie October 21, 2010
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professional student

A professional student is a person that has reached a level(USUALLY REACHED IN 9TH GRADE) where they can bullshit everything they do in school and still get A's
Did you do the math homework?
Fuck that i am a professional student
Whats your math average
90
by Louis January 13, 2006
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professional

some dumb ass who sticks a fork or a pair of eyebrow clippers into a electrical outlet.
"Don't worry, I'm a professional"
by MissBoo May 26, 2010
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Professional

One who drinks excessive amounts of alcohol, way beyond any alcoholic.

A person who drink more than $100 dollars of alcohol a night by oneself at the clubhouse (By the way, its BYOB).
One who sees a keg as not enough to suffice, instead they order, directly from the brewery, 55 gallon drums at a time.

A man who drinks so much, it would seem that he has a fucking federal grant for drinking.

One who plays beer pong as a sport with strippers consistently, I know you wanna hit me up.
We are NOT, alcoholics, we..and my hat is off, are professionals.

We are professionals. We are so good at our sport that they might as well call us the mother fucking Yankees.
by Fred and Jonathan August 28, 2009
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Professional Racist

A racist person who's name ends in a racial slur, so they are recognized as a professional racist.
by Professional Racist November 5, 2021
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Professional Protester

A person with considerable experience in protesting who is often willing and able to put themselves in sometimes compromising positions in which others are not. Usually highly knowledgeable of the issues surrounding the protest and dedicated to the cause. Often a veteran of many protests and demonstrations and usually well-equipped to ensure that things run according to plan.
That protest camp is so well run, they must be professional protesters
by Standing Stone June 27, 2012
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