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The Predator Missle

The sexual act of climbing to the top of your dresser and jumping into your partner dick and balls a'floppin in hopes of insertion screaming "FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE INBOUND!"

Best performed by surprise, can also be used to enter through the back door
The Predator Missle:

Tina: "oh baby fuck me hard Tommy!"

Tommy: *clamoring up dresser* "FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE INBOUND FOR THOT ERRADICATION!"
by Vaporname June 3, 2023
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Gender Predator

A person who is only concerned about ensuring the genitalia of a person matches the perceived gender of the person.
Examples of behaviour are:
1. Parachute Protesting in front of schools or schoolboards where you and/or your children do not reside.
2. Protesting in front of Libraries because due to drag story time.
3. Refusal to recognize the science of gender
A Gender Predator is flying to Toronto this week to protest against other kids' and parental rights in front of their schools.
by GetOverItNumpty June 12, 2023
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Apex Predator

When you race with middle age Chinese doctors that have a skill level of an 8 year old girl shitting her pants while watching heathcliff the cat eat a monkeys ass for 3 week straight.
Kid thinks he’s an “apex predator”, but in reality he just a Clam tassel.
by Man_ Hattan February 3, 2024
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Aluminum predator

Tyler a well known pedophile is a Aluminum predator
by Hellhound77 February 6, 2024
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Child Predator

The definition of someone wanting to have sex with a child.
Bob: I want to be a child predator!
Alex: What the fuck is wrong with you?
by I'm on MISERY! November 12, 2023
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Child Predator

Advystyles
Guy 1: Yo do you see that guy with a 14-year old?
Guy 2: Yes he's definitely a Child Predator
by Littlehampton May 5, 2024
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child predator raper

when you rape a child predator to balance out the force
i became a child predator raper yesterday when i raped joe biden
by child predator raper December 23, 2024
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