i'd rather jack off to pasta.

Express disapproval or malcontent for a proposed idea.

"Dude,you want to go to Ohio?"
"Man, I'd rather jack off to pasta."

by Pooh Bear Busta Nut May 15, 2008

pasta bake

Quite simply, a variation of rhyming slang for "masturbate"

Sometimes useful as a stealth word, as most people (especially the older generation) have no idea what you're on about.

"Hey Dave, lets go get drunk"
"Gimme 5 dude, I'm just whipping up an extra creamy pasta bake"

by Andy R December 24, 2006

windows pista

Windows OS which for some reason won't work worth shit. It came after Windows XP and before Windows 7. Gee, I think I'll just say "fuck it" and switch to Linux.

I had to upgrade my version of windows since Windows Pista will no longer work.

by alchoholicanonymous March 30, 2015

pastavazool

being an idiot in a predicted way

that woodshop student skipped class. What a pastavazool

by kjfijrf November 21, 2007

making pasta

A deceptive phrase used as a euphemism for masturbating while still using an instant messaging site or program. More commonly practiced by males, this phrase gained popularity as earlier phrases like "be right back" or "going to the bathroom" became too obvious.

Ted: "Dude, I tried to message you on MSN but you were 'away'"
David: "Sorry about that, I was making pasta. Don't tell Elizabeth though."

by amish_rabbi23 July 14, 2009

the postal service

The United States Postal Service- A government organization responsible for receiving and delivering mail within the United States and also exporting it to other countries for international delivery. Very slow.

Hey! I thought you sent me that package?
Yup. I put it throught the postal service! Wait a few days.

by Nateeeeeoooo September 27, 2005

postamourology

The Study of a broken heart

post=after
amour=love
ology=study

It is also a made up word

Class was especially depressing after my breakup due to the topic being postamourology.

by Sophia Valentina Nichols September 30, 2011