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Port Aransas

The coolest beach town you'll ever go to!

Home of the prettiest girls, superstar athletes, and intellegent minds! Other people diss Port Aransas because they are so outstanding at everything! They throw the sickest parties, midnight cruise, and go to the beach everyday!

Some of the greatest people you will ever meet attend Port Aransas High School...
Anna Roberson,
Rachel Davis,

Taylor Griffin,

Savanah Ortiz,
Savanah Gulliot,
Kelly Owens,

Marian Smith,
Devan Murray,

and...
SHEA ROGERS!!!(:
Guy: Hey man we should go to Port Aransas!
Man: Hell Yeah dude I hear the girls are beautiful and that all the people there are super good at sports and are incredibly intelligent!
Guy: We should go to school there instead of this inbread piece of shit town!
by orangedinosaur November 3, 2011
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sally port

A slang term for a woman's vagina.
Nothing is going in my sally port tonight!
Please keep the doors to your sally port closed.
by Tabatha Parker April 30, 2008
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Port Moody

said to be one of the nicest suburbs in the greater vancouver area. tiny town way too far away from anything when really it is overpopulated by asians and white guys trying to be brown. excessive amounts of ed hardy are worn, its almost always cloudy out and the inlet is heavily polluted. many senior complexes and there is only one police man. commonly believed to be farmland by vancouver people. doesnt even have its own mall.
wanna hangout? oh wait you live in port moody it will take forever to get to vancouver

do you live on a farm in port moody?

port moody will be the death of me
by ahugs March 21, 2011
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port townsend

a town where drugs are a huge issue..

a town where a mansion is next to a trailer..

A pt boy where's football uniform's and AE
A pt girl where's Abercrombie, Juicy, Louis, and pin'
s up hair.
Carry: Sally moved to port townsend!
Felicia: Fuck she must live uptown since her dad is a lawyer..o my godzzzzzzzzz!!!
by cocoachicken December 3, 2007
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Port Chester

Port Chester is located in new york,
the neighbor hood wasent as bad as it is 2day.
all u would c there were italians and all u c there now is blacks and spanish. Also many gangs have arose in the past years like BLOODS, CRIPS, LATIN KINGS, LATIN PRIDE and OAK FAMILYand the neighborhood has gone from good to bad to worse and now just a strait up ghetto. PCHS is just as bad too.
AAh DAMMNNNN!!!!! that nikka got hit
Another day in Port Chester
by Smoke n Scrap September 23, 2008
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port arthur

1. Scene of the world's worst single gunman mass murder (37 dead), which took place in Port Arthur, Tasmania, Australia in 1996.

2. Australian equivalent of the Virginia Tech shooting, or to a lesser extent, Columbine High School Shooting.

3. Adj. To go completely insane or at least into an incomprehendable fit of anger filled rage

4. Verb. Act of extreme violence or anger
"Davo was so angry about his mrs cheating, he went completely Port Arthur on the other bloke"

"Mate, it's not that big of a deal, no need to be all Port Arthur about it."
by tuiyouju March 19, 2008
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Port Perry

A Beautiful town North-East of Toronto, right on lake Scugog. Port Perry is rich with heritage and beautiful residential areas.
But when you ignore the pretty veneer, and meet the people living there you know it is a dirty, contemptible little town, with small-minded people. The residents generally only get along with white, straight, clean cut conformists. Anyone else is considered a "faggot". Most people who have lived there their entire life see foreign people as mythical beings with supernatural powers. To them, a black man can leap fences in a single bound and an asian person could kill you with 2 fingers and a pair of nunchucks. They believe anyone from an urban area are a dangerous thug, or a gangster. Most even fear people from their neighboring town, Whitby, or as it is called by anyone else, "Whiteby"
Possibly one of the worst places in southern Ontario to raise a family. Your kids will become closed-minded and hateful towards anyone or anything different.
But you know what they say... "Small town, small minds".
Also, affectionately named, "Pot Perry" by the very small group of resident stoners. This name never caught on within the town.
Never heard of Port Perry? Well, they've never heard of you either.
by FormerPortPerryCitizen June 15, 2011
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