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back porch rug

a bushy patch of hair located in the buttocks region
Damn she's fine I hope she has a back porch rug
by BP oil spill May 12, 2015
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Clean the porch

When you take an ass bleacher and bleach the ass clean while eating out the girl getting her clean for you to go in anally. In other words, it's so you can clean your butthole.
River: "I cleaned the porch just the other day and I already have to again! I have when I have to clean the porch."
by motherfuckingterry January 15, 2013
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Porch Climber

A Canadian slang, Porch climber refers to someone who is extremely drunk or in the state of intoxication.
"DAMNNNNNNN that porch climber is still poppin bottles!"
by nuckingfutss August 19, 2011
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podaholic

A term to descirbe someone who is utterly consumed with an Apple iPod or any mp3/portable music player.

Typically, they can be spotted with wires dangling from their ears and may have a certain oblivious look to them. They tend to not realize they are the receipient of shouts of "Excuse Me" or "Hey, look where you're going."

They can usually be seen having a strange head bob, a body twitch and/or inexplicable movement of the lips. Occasionally, one may even observe strange sounds eminating from the oral cavity that may resemble some incomprehensible tune or lyrics. (This may be a mating ritual.)

They also tend to measure time not by a clock, but by battery life or amount of "juice" left.

Their most comfortable environment is the subway, but also may enjoy busy sidewalks or any place else they can ignore a crowd of people that has enveloped them.

The rest of the time is spent hidden in their lair using every last penny of their rent, alimony, child support payments and drug money on "ear candy" from iTunes, Napster and other purveyors of aural delights.

Warning: Beware the ones that stare at you while shouting lyrics at the top of thier lungs- they are extremely dangerous!
"Excuse me. Excuse ME. EXCUSE ME. I'm trying to get off here. Goddamned podaholic!"
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Front-Porch Philosophy

Front Porch Philosophy is the practice of inviting friends over to one's house for the explicit activity of drinking a few beers and discussing philosophical and spiritual topics. Coined by the Colorado journalist Stephanie DeCamp, the phrase can also be used to define a series of conversations held by a recurring host.
This week I decided to invite a former street-preacher, an atheist nanny and an acupuncturist over to my balcony for some Front-Porch Philosophy. I think the goal will be to discuss anything but religion.
by justanotherravenclaw July 30, 2011
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porch dweller

usually a black person that hangs around his porch waiting to shoot any person that walks by.They also usually smoke crack which keeps them on their porches all day so they don't get bored waiting for an innocent bystander to shoot.
Our next door neighbor Tyrone is such a porch dweller, he needs to get a life and get his ass to rehab.
by cole cleveland March 18, 2010
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porch swinging liquor pig

noun. This is used to descibe a drunkard who does nothing all day but sit around and consume alcholic beverages. It also helps if said person is a fat bastard.
Jason and Tom are so lazy, they are the biggest porch swinging liquor pigs I have ever met.
by C_B_Savage December 19, 2006
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