Poptart

1. Any girl, usually a teenager, obsessed with being hip, artsy, or excentric, enjoys indie pop music and drinks redbull as a main part of her diet ; A girl who goes out of her way to be a "hipster".

"hey look at that poptart over there, shes such a hipster."
"she wont listen to that music shes a total poptart"

by Auoranaut October 4, 2011

poptart head

someones square or rectangularish shaped head

your head is so squarish

its called a poptart head,duh

by aismyname August 6, 2014

Poptarts

One of the greatest foods to have ever been brought to existence. Thanks Kellogg's!

Who needs cooking if you have Poptarts?

by Twight0931 March 11, 2017

peewee poptart

a little person who pops the cherry of a virgin.

My buddy claims to have bagged that sweet, young thing that's sitting over there at the bar. And what's more? He said that she told him afterward that he was her first! Look at her! She's gorgeous! How he did it, I don't know...but if that doesn't make him the peewee poptart of the century, than I don't know what else would!

by NeeNeeCC March 29, 2011

Henlo poptart man

The most formal greeting of known history

Henlo poptart man my good sir

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 15, 2020

Podtarded

Mentally challenged...when it comes to downloading music to their iPod.

I just bought this cool iPod,but I can't use it because I am Podtarded.

by oangieo June 26, 2008

POOtanSEE

The clit,pussy and asshole all rolled into one.

I licked her from her elbow to her POOtanSEE.

by MONKEY-JUNK June 29, 2016