poodusi

When somebody does not smell good in the morning hours.

"Man, you smell like poodusi"!

by Sergent Paine December 14, 2024

POTUS

Short for President of the United States, but is also used as a synonym for Hollywood, or someone that doesn’t respond to texts or calls.

Person 1: You see how Mario never responds to texts in the groupchat?
Person 2: Yeah, he thinks he’s POTUS.

by SorryButImDead March 4, 2025

pootshooter

Someone addicted to putting expreso/coffee into their spinster in the effort to get high.

If Mom doesn't get help, I will seek out a pootshooter support group, I'm dead serious.

by BadKittyn March 13, 2025

Poots

A playful term for feces or a bowel movement. Originated in a family setting and often said with a grin or sometimes mild exasperation.

We were five minutes late to the kindy cause little Max dropped a poots right as we were heading out the door.

by L Sampson :) September 7, 2025

Pootsy

Dews favorite tackle dummy

She was pootsy for football practice

by Fafo36 September 23, 2025

Pootsy Tubbolard

An old woman with 70's reading glasses who has what is called a 'front bum' or FUPA. Generally, this person gets below-average grades in school and has no real skill, talent, or interests except chatting online and popping prescription drugs.

Pootsy Tubbolard ate 10 donuts in one sitting.

by squiggles62 December 19, 2025

papa pootis

Someone who is fully capable of detecting Arm Chair Admirals. Also know as "Rear Admiral Moose"

When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie... "Papa pootis"

by Suck it Metaphoricly,Allyza July 6, 2018