poodar

The sudden urge to take a crap while near a toilet. When you go to the bathroom just to pee, but once you get there you suddenly have to take a dump as well.

"Hey man, what took you so long?"
"I thought I just had to piss but once I got there my poodar kicked in and I had to take a dump."

by Th33w0kRap15t April 29, 2008

poodan

poodan means that's great

hey fred i like your new computer thats poodan

by -silent- December 9, 2008

Poobae

A word that my dumb brother uses.

Also used if something bad happens like him washing the dishes.

Mom: Hey louis can you wash the dishes?
Brother: OH NO THATS POOBAE

by ARealBlackNigga June 17, 2018

fuck-witted stinker poof

A sutpid person (fuck wit) who has an odius odour i.e smells like shit (smelly bastard) and is also a homosexual (queer).

Jay: I really hate Michael!
Lucy: I know, he's such a fuck-witted stinker poof!

by Belsh June 15, 2008

pooface

a triangular shaped head with a partial brown hair type covering, usually attached to the top of a short fleshy tower.

Poofaces are indigenous to Kitchens and Dairy Queens. Because of their small stature, poofaces can hide in rooms easily. Unlike House Hippos, Poofaces have a more skeletal appearance.

pooface ha ha you looked

by miteaswellfukitol June 29, 2010

poobabies

The offspring that result from a couple having anal sex to avoid pregnancy.

We were doin' it in the butt so she wouldn't get pregnant, but I still ended up paying child support for her poobabies.

by Nikolai Nikolayovich July 2, 2006

Poof pastry

Its like a puff pastry.. but instead of puffing its poofing and you are a gay pastry.

you listen to coldplay? oh you poof pastry!

by shitshelf March 26, 2009