panting

Overuse of the :P smily

alex224: yeah I know what you mean :P
toby52: it must be hot where you are, cuz ur panting lol

by sizzz June 11, 2008

Punting

When you send your foot so far up your girlfriend's pussy with such force that it sends her into the air.

"What did you do with your hoe last night?"
"Oh yeah, I was punting the shit out of her."

by Butter My Toast Daddy June 16, 2017

Pinting

When you get the munchies and you're eating ice cream, and you get distracted for a second, and when you look down you've eaten the entire pint.

Can also be the nigger spelling of painting.

1. Bro check out Steve over by the fridge. He's pinting!

2. Damn nigga, I got some fence pinting to do if I wanna buy me some watermelon.

by G-steezy July 2, 2014

Schizo-posting

The act of posting to one's self as though in conversation, for the purpose of increasing one's post count or for personal amusement.

Many online forums bestow ranks to contributing members which correlate to numerical milestones such as number of posts. A common strategy to increase one's post count is to respond to one's own posts.

"Of course he is a "Supreme forum member", he's mastered the art of schizo-posting."

by UanoKei April 27, 2010

Pointing

Pointing is used when you are talking about female masturbation in public and do not want people around you to be aware of what you are discussing.

Girl1: So yesterday, I couldn't stop pointing.

by mtothaunit January 11, 2008

King Posting

To create posts that compliment other "Kings". Such as saying: "Go off King!"
Or: "How are you fellow Kings?"

Posting a photograph of a buff naked or semi naked man with text in impact font at the bottom that reads "Nice dick bro."

"There is a print out of a meme that says "nice dick bro" in the bathroom?"

"Oh that's just king posting."

by Bigus Dickus March 17, 2020

pointing bones

two simetrical female bones located in the front of the body, just above the pelvis, on both sides of the stomach, below the lovehandles. it is mainly used by men worlwide in order to locate the woman's "private" area, hence the pointing bones.
the hottest the woman is the more noticeable the pointing bones are.

it was so dark, i had to use the pointing bones in order to touch her pu***...

by rabban LEEN June 11, 2006