pole test

For a man to be picked up by a group of guys, usually enemies, and have his nuts crushed against some type of pole, causing him much pain and discomfort.

After pissing off the gang members, Johnny was pole tested against a street lamp.

by Rodfather June 14, 2005

pole jammer

A pole jammer - usually a short hairy beaver hobbit white mexican hybrid who enjoys jamming poles everyday of the week, and twice on sundays. Pole jamming is slang for taking it homosexually in the pooper, female can also be a pole jammer

I.e. Julius

"Hey Cesar, wanna jam your pole, i got a nice warm spot for you to do it!" -Said Julius while wearing his brand new pole jammer shirt

by Tater The Gawd October 15, 2013

towel pole

Another name for an erect penis. Only those with strong erections possess the skills to hang a towel off of their dinghy.

Bathtub Betty wanted to do some pole dancing, but Shower Sharpo wasn't strong enough to possess the towel pole.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

pole slushy

this refers to when a drunk girl is giving a guy fellatio and throws up on his member.

while receiving oral gratification from a drunk girl, Gus was the recipient of a pole slushy.

by dakevster December 16, 2006

shit pole

the act of pooping out one single terd into a condom and then freezing it. after it has been frozen, a female or homosexual then uses it as a substitute for a dildo in order to pleasure her/himself.

That bitch can't even afford a dildo, she just uses a shit pole.

by twat eater October 5, 2007

south pole

where santas elves go to die

Santa elve #5428 is getting a little old should we send him to the southpole

by Big B December 4, 2004

south pole

when your g-string is hanging out above your pants.

That skanky ho bent over and showed everybody her south pole.

by Rick Peters March 31, 2009