pokemon addict

One who is a complete addict to the childish TV show and card game Pokemon. This certain person is so addicted that they will steal money from their parents to get the latest cards/games from Pokemon. They will have downloaded all existing mp3 Pokemon songs into their iPods and rock out to them.

Brother: Shhh don't tell mom i'm taking her money. I need to get the new booster packs!
Sister: You're a pokemon addict...
Brother: Wuz that? I couldn't hear you over my Pokemon songs.

by hoagly December 25, 2010

anti-pokemon

A movement that started in 1998, shortly after Pokemon became a huge hit. Since the decline of the Pokemon fad (around 2001), most, if not all, Anti-Pokemon sites have either been removed or closed.

Anti-Pokemon died as the Pokemon fad died.

by hbdragon88 February 19, 2005

pokemon sexist

Not capturing a Pokémon because of it being a female or male

Man, Rob is such a pokemon sexist, he restarted the game 5 times to make the pokemon become male

by RandomRedneck34 February 17, 2015

pokemon cards

a slang term for marijuana. used by stoners when they can't use any other common names for marijuana (pot, weed, ganja, bud, etc.) because of the presence of authority figures or people who oppose marijuana.

(as teacher walks by)

harold: hey man, you wanna buy some pokemon cards after school?

kumar: hell yeah man!

by The Fantastic Mr. Fox June 29, 2009

Pokemon XY

A masterpiece.

This show is good, but isn't a Pokemon XY.

by DaBaby is DaGoat April 14, 2021

Pokemon gangsta

SE Asian gang members who use their drug money to buy seemingly uncool trading cards (Pokemon, Yu-gi-Oh, etc etc).

Any asian in a gang who enjoys trading card games is a Pokemon gangsta.

by Allhustle November 18, 2009

Pokemon paranoia

That moment your boyfriend /partner takes a minute too long to take your photo.

"Done yet?"
"Nah this lighting's really shit. Let me try something with the settings"
"...okay, how about now?"
"I think the camera app just crashed, gimme a sec"
"If this is another Vaporeon asshole...."

--Pokemon paranoia

by Dude_why_are_my_socks_wet July 23, 2016