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the two percent

the percent of the U.S. population that is jewish
Abe belongs to the two percent, so does Sol.
by 7298 September 11, 2020
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Illusory pattern perception

The propensity to see casual relations where there may not be any. A common phenomenon among conspiracy theorists when they try piece up information which confirm their biases.
by UltimateDoge August 21, 2021
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Friend Retention Percentage

17.8% The percent of people that will remain friends with you after running a D&D game for them if your a total piece of manipulative shit and have no idea what your talking about beyond how to manipulate women.
You see, I've run the numbers multiple times. Do you wanna know what the Friend Retention Percentage is? How many people I've run for that still talk to me today? 17.8% Can I see your tits please I need to feel like a man again?
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two hundred percent

Why wouldn't an athlete feel like 100 percent was enough, especially when you're hardly ever near one hundred percent most of the time?
Two hundred percent seems like it would blow out the athlete before the athlete was finished with the season or retirement.
by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021
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two hundred percent

Sounds like something that would make a guy's head explode if he tried to do it long enough.
The athlete was always at two hundred percent, and thought he would never in twenty years or so, rowdy down. One day the people that always knew he was a lame would find out how he really was when nobody was looking.
by The Original Agahnim November 6, 2021
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One Hundred And One Percent

Spoken by Josh strife hayes after a 5 option poll somehow broke
This stream is One Hundred And One Percent Based
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a Germ-X Percent

A fast and fun way of saying “99.99%”.

Coined from the “Germ-X” claim: “Effective at eliminating 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little is 15 seconds.”
I may not have finished it, but I at least got a Germ-X Percent done.
by BQ Atkin November 2, 2022
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