PASTRO

As in pastro the gemini ,
Outgoing person and is the shit .
Get to know one , you lucky .
Get you a pastro...

You know pastro the gemini right

by Pastrothegemini November 6, 2019

Pastrami promise

The act of breaking wind while being spooned, preferably after sex.

Yo bro, that tinder bitch made me wear a rubber so I hit her with the pastrami promise!

by Raymurda April 24, 2020

Pasty

To receive oral sex from somebody with a mouth full of toothpaste

"Bro last night sadie was brushing her teeth with Colgate extra minty and she pulled my pants down and gave me a pasty!

by dirtywastelander37 July 12, 2021

Dirt Pasty

Another word for human or animal defecation - shit.

"Your mate Pete's left another dirt pasty in the oven"

"Man your Girlfriend can bake a dirt pasty. Took me 4 hours to scrub the shitter clean"

by dirtdawg January 5, 2009

Cunt Pasty

A vagina that is particularly dry and flakey

"No, she wasn't great, I went down to sample some vertical sandwich and I ended up face-to-face with a cunt pasty"

by Hawke Eye November 10, 2009

shag pasty

a person who would be considered to be hotter than a sex muffin.

"Wow, check out that shag pasty! I'd totally have a crack on that!"

by Little Miss Shag Pasty July 23, 2012

Goo Pantry

The vagina

"I got it in her goo pantry last night!"

by Thesnizz December 22, 2014